Lineman made me do it.
Baseless Lies
22-01-2023, 12:48 AM
DejaBoo always volunteers to drive the bus.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Lineman keeps jumping up and down on the seats.
22-01-2023, 09:50 AM
DejaBoo took out the seats.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
22-01-2023, 02:16 PM
Lineman used to work for Ryanair: it was his idea to take out the seats and make passengers stand on the shorter flights.
22-01-2023, 04:09 PM
Butty is well used to flying without wings.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
22-01-2023, 08:53 PM
Deja celebrated the lunar new year by mooning me.
22-01-2023, 09:56 PM
Butty still wishes people a happy new year - in August!
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
24-01-2023, 01:04 AM
Wichita Lineman organises an outdoor cowboy show every year in his back garden.
24-01-2023, 01:13 AM
Declan excels at roping cattle.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
24-01-2023, 09:22 AM
DejaBoo stole my cowboy boots!
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
24-01-2023, 09:37 PM
Deja didn't steal Wichi's boots, she just took them to safely remove the snake from them and release it back to the wild.
24-01-2023, 10:28 PM
Butty put the snake in the grass.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
25-01-2023, 11:34 AM
Wichi put the T in Texas.
25-01-2023, 12:35 PM
Butty uses American tea bags.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
25-01-2023, 10:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 25-01-2023, 10:16 PM by Declan A Walsh.)
Wichita grows tea plants in his horse ranch.
25-01-2023, 11:08 PM
Declan ate all the rancheros.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
27-01-2023, 10:56 AM
As a child, Wichita used to name all the vegetables on his plate so that he didn't have to eat them because they were his friends.
27-01-2023, 11:26 AM
NNA was a private eye. He once uncovered a huge vegetable plot.
27-01-2023, 12:54 PM
Butty gave away spoilers for NNA's veggie movie.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
27-01-2023, 02:31 PM
Wichi wrote a book all about carrots. The reviews say it is a real pot boiler.
28-01-2023, 11:33 AM
Wichi teaches 'boost your alliteration' night classes.
28-01-2023, 02:25 PM
Butty's first summer job was as an alliteration warden for the county council.
28-01-2023, 03:57 PM
NNA is a truant catcher with the Corporation.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
28-01-2023, 06:35 PM
Wichita likes to walk backwards in local authority public parks.
28-01-2023, 07:24 PM
Declan likes to park with authority.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
31-01-2023, 12:28 AM
Wichita regularly authorises parking inside Dublin Zoo when there is no room nearby in Phoenix Park,
31-01-2023, 01:49 AM
Declan thought he could park his zebra on a zebra crossing.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
31-01-2023, 11:19 AM
Wichita used to secretly ask the lollipop man if he had any free lollipops available but gave up in his mid-twenties after two decades of rejection.
31-01-2023, 11:52 AM
NNA was that lollipop man.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
02-02-2023, 07:37 PM
DejaBoo washed my golf shoes with water from her faucet.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
02-02-2023, 09:26 PM
DejaBoo drinks green tea.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
02-02-2023, 11:04 PM
Wichita drinks white tea.
03-02-2023, 01:28 AM
Declan hasnt drank water since 2002.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
03-02-2023, 03:33 PM
Wichita only drinks water after the beer gives him a headache and if nobody's watching.
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