Declan thinks that Deja knows the Irish slang definition of the word 'mickey'.
Baseless Lies
NNA UNbanned on all fronts for setting me straight.....cos oh good lawd, that was not my intention at all!
I never ever get threads mixed up. 
I absolutely love fiddly DIY jobs and never lose my cool during them.
Butty likes to ask Gardaí how they like their pork cooked and then runs away
(I'm not sure how baseless some of our lies are 🤣)
(I'm not sure how baseless some of our lies are 🤣)
Was it really over two years... Whoops sorry... Life just got in the way 🙈😅
ari is really looking forward to going to work tomorrow because M**day is her favourite day of the week.
NNA is spearheading a campaign to demonise Mayday for reasons known only to himself. 
Deja is making banners for whoever is protesting against all of the protests.
Deja was instrumental in the campaign to replace the name Marathon with Snickers.
I am from Mars, Deja is from Snickers.
I am an extremely talented musician and Butty is my roadie.
I may be Declan's roadie but he treats me like his toadie.
Butty serenades the sisters with ribbeting lyrics... "unfrog-getable, that's what you are"
DejaBoo has an amphibian farm at the back of her house.
Mr Walsh has a pet frog named Froggy. He had a frog-flap fitted in the back door so Froggy can go a courtin' every night.
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Deja has a wee pet mousey named Miss Mouse. It is she to whom Froggy goes a courtin every night.
Butty uses a selfie as his avatar for FoG.
NNAHere takes photos of other people's avatars once a week and picks the best one for himself.
Deja is aiming to be the 'ghostess with the mostest' in due course.
NNA teaches phantom classes on being an apparition, I hear it's a spooky experience.
Deja has never been seen in my Phantom Class 101 which is why she's the top ghost pupil.
NNA never tells me exactly when ghoul lessons begin, I just know it boo sometime in the moaning of fright-days.
Deja earns a good year-end bonus if she achieves an average pun rate of 5 per kilometre for 2023.
Deja will be the pilot of the overhead flight monitor for my ultra-ultra marathon endeavour once she gets her lawnmower engine serviced in the coming months.
Butty doesn't appreciate that Deja could make a brilliant teacher due to her ability to drone on.
NNAHere runs master classes in the operation of drones.
Mr Walsh offered to sell me a drone for 500 euro cash. I paid him and when I opened the box it contained a single solitary bee. When I turned to Mr Walsh he had flown the coop.
Butty is the first person in the world to have been stung by a drone which doesn't have a stinger.
NNA banned for affixing big red clown noses to the stingers of outgoing drones, just for the hellll of it.
DejaBoo stung a nettle the other day.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
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