Baseless Lies

[DejaBoo]

Borrowed this fun game from the other site.

The point is to make up daft comments (as long as it isn't true) about the post/er above. It's just a silly game and we're all friends, so let's not it take it seriously.

[DejaBoo]

Imma start with NNAHere (just because)

NNA has been known to wear a coconut hat when no one is looking.

[NNAHere]

Deja Boo wears flip-flops in bed.

[DejaBoo]

NNA sings "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" in the shower. :p

[NNAHere]

Deja builds sandcastles in the sand traps of her local golf course.

[DejaBoo]

NNA likes knocking down my sandtrapstles with his Big Bertha driver.

[Declan A Walsh]

DejaBoo insists on standing on her head when she is turning on the tv.

[NNAHere]

Declan uses a hurley to play golf, fix the TV reception and to get to the front of any queue.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere uses a golf club as a walking aid, as a toilet unblocker and as a Christmas present when it starts to break.

[NNAHere]

Declan has convinced me to sign up for the next Extremely Crazy Golf Pro-Am event that he's hosting next week.

[DejaBoo]

NNA always wanted to compete in ninja ribbon twirling.

[NNAHere]

Deja really likes how in December she gets to glue tinsel through her hair for the entire month.

[DejaBoo]

NNAmon likes the way christmas balls dangle on his cornrows.

[NNAHere]

Deja wears surplus Christmas tree decorations in place of regular earrings during December and even early January.

[ari101]

NNA was caught streaking in the snow with not even a woolly hat for modesty!

[NNAHere]

Ari forgets to mention that I was chasing after her in order to get my stolen hat + bag of Winter clothing back.

[DejaBoo]

NNA likes to practice his sprint skills when Ari rips off an item of clothing (just to see him run).

[NNAHere]

Deja taught ari EVERYTHING she knows when it comes to bouldness.

[ari101]

NNAHere wouldn't recognize bouldness if it slapped them on the ass with a celery stick 😂

[NNAHere]

The last time ari slapped an ass with a celery stick, it turned and brayed angrily at her for almost half an hour. Then it ate the celery.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is an expert in donkey training, using specialized celery trickery methodology.

[NNAHere]

Deja replaced her car with a donkey. It saves her a fortune on petrol but the carrot bills are eye-watering.

[DejaBoo]

NNA steals carrots from every snowman he see's, just so you knows nose.

[NNAHere]

Deja has a guilty secret concerning Toblerones belonging to me.

[DejaBoo]

NNA had to build an addition to his house, when his TnT room overflowed with his stash of Tuna 'n Toblerone.

[NNAHere]

Deja has such an attraction to firemen that she is known to build then burn an extension to her house on average once a season.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA went to Santa School to become a seasonal Father Christmas but ended up failing his Ho Ho Ho levels.

[NNAHere]

Butty used to work in advertising until that time he created the tagline "Santa- sleighing it for more years than you."

[Butty Brennan]

After flunking Santa School, NNA eventually found work as an elf and safety officer in the North Pole.

[ari101]

Butty likes to dress up as Rudolf but after a recent clear out he is all red nose and no tail 😉

[Butty Brennan]

Ari likes to dress up as Supergirl...whoopsie, correction, Ari likes me to dress up as Supergirl.

[NNAHere]

Butty is pretty partial to the above too, if truth be told.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is a certified goldfish psychologist in his spare time.

[NNAHere]

Everytime Deja passes a tin of tuna, she scowls and shouts "No way!", much to the shock of anyone in the same area at the time.

[DejaBoo]

NNA completely grasps the concept of the thread

[NNAHere]

Deja thinks that I'm the best teacher she's ever had.

[DejaBoo]

When NNA went to purchase a new lawnmower, his first question was "yes, but can it fly?"

[NNAHere]

Deja has an innovative plan to bring water to deserts- the key step involves recruiting a large number of volunteers to build a large number of snowmen.

[DejaBoo]

NNA caused the Mauna Loa eruption by  attempting to do a proper haka war dance .... when  he was drunk.

[Declan A Walsh]

DejaBoo performed an improper war dance when she was sober.