Declan banned for thinking that a big bass drum is a large container for storing a particular species of fish.
Bogus Bans
NNA banned for trying to wake him up with cymbals... cos he knows DW has ear trumpets.
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DejaBoo banned for nearly giving me hyperthermia (even just looking at that picture is enough).
Deja banned for not knowing whether she prefers a hot male or a cool one.
Declan banned for thinking that it's a major challenge to make Deja confused.
Deja banned for stealing my granny's silver cigarette case. 
Butty banned for denying Deja the chance to own a rather cool mobile phone case.
NNA banned for stealing a puff of BB's grannies special blend.
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Deja banned for not appreciating my sacrifice by inhaling some of Granny's lung-destroying smoke in her behalf.
NNA banned because his favourite brand of cigarette is OPs.
Butty banned for mistaking smoke-free-zone-me for my nasty chain-smoking doppelgänger.
NNA banned for using the 'evil twin' excuse for his shennanigans yet again.
Butty banned for putting the extra 'N' in shenanigans and then try and pass it off as his own invention to justify his demand for royalty fees.
NNA banned for disguising himself as Prince King Charles and making bogus appearances around the country whilst charging royalty fees.
Butty banned for being jealous that he did not think of using NNAHere's rouse.
Declan banned for not realising that I have been a Liz impersonator for years and in that time one has commanded royalty fees that made NNA's look like chickenfeed. 
Deja banned for hiding Butty's bird seed.
Deja banned for miaowing up the wrong bush.
Deja banned for demanding that we all practice our singing, dancing and acting skills so that we can stage the FoG online version of 'Cats'.
DejaBoo banned for trying to pass a cat off as a bunny rabbit.
Declan banned for robbing the FOG kitty so he could buy himself a pet rabbit.
Butty banned because somehow or other I've been talked into 'old codger training' for a half-marathon despite myself....
NNA banned for running his legs off, for Brennans sake!
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NNA runs like Phoebe
NNA runs like Phoebe
Deja banned for thinking that I look happy when I'm running.
NNA banned because he's only happy when it rains.
Butty banned for deliberately refusing to sing and dance in the rain or even splash the puddles.
NNA banned for knowing that I hate to go out when it's raining cats and dogs in case I step in a poodle.
Butty banned for being 41.7% water-soluble.
DejaBoo banned for trying to (falsely) prove that 90% prefer whiskey.
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