Declan banned for singing Steamy Windows in the shower at the top of his lungs.
Bogus Bans
Butty banned for being extremely familiar with the showering activities of many of the people posting here.
Deja banned for gazing dreamily at Butty's 'luvverly paira coconuts'.
NNA banned for going nutty.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for claiming that I'm nutty when I clearly almond.
NNA banned for thinking Marzipan is a place near Killarney.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for trying to deep fry Mars bars in the kitchen and leaving me to clean up the Marsy pan. 
Butty banned for his amarsing attempts to elicit a few snickers from us with his puns.
NNA banned for deciding to have a pun holiday this year.
Butty banned for not giving up puns for Lent
Butty banned for making the sun go behind the clouds.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichi banned for not warning us it was going to rain.
Butty banned for trying to put words into Declan's mouth.
dawg banned for holding up the traffic while he tried to retrieve his ham sandwich from under the passenger seat.
Deja banned for reading the bus timetable upside downand ending up where she started on every journey.
Deja banned for bringing me back a domesticated goose instead of a wild one.
dawg banned for borrowing my frying pan when he needed something to catch any spillages that time he had to change the car oil.
NNA banned for his holier than thou attitude towards equipment improvisation when it comes to oil changes
dawg banned for blessing himself in reverse order.
NNA banned for thinking that using extra virgin olive oil when refilling after an oil change makes a car green
dawg banned for running out of space for hanging his teabags.
NNA banned for thinking that teabags deserve hanging
Teabags are innocent, OK !
Teabags are innocent, OK !
dawg banned for battering burgers.
Declan banned for saving money on deodorant by rubbing expired chilli powder under his arms instead of Old Spice.
Deja banned for reducing the salt in her diet by licking her fries clean before eating them.
NNA banned for deep frying mushrooms in a Tayto batter.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
A and B...hmmmm....
dawg banned for attempting to add a sneaky 'Alphabet game' into this thread....Careful, Dude.
dawg banned for attempting to add a sneaky 'Alphabet game' into this thread....Careful, Dude.
Declan banned for not using morse code.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for not appreciating the moral code of Inspector Morse.
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