Bogus Bans

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for having Delboy's phone number on speed dial.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for only fooling horses.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for horsing around at the local Donkey Derby.

[dawg]

NNA banned for refusing to hoof it home in the wet

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for wetting NNA's hoofs.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for huffing and puffing but only managing to blow the candle out instead of the house down.

[dawg]

NNA banned for not hiding the candles on Wichita

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for eating an electric bulb whenever he feels like having a light lunch.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for lunching only with the ladies who lunch.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for lunching only with the ladies who lunch.

LIneman banned for prefering to brunch with the polo crowd

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo banned for wearing a polka dotted polo shirt.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for driving a polka dot coloured car.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for dancing a polka around my car.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for not realising that I was actually trying to escape from him when he was burning rubber by doing doughnuts and drifting in his car.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for leaving sugar icing on my driveway.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for preferring buttercream icing

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for having buttercream on toast every night.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for clogging up the toaster when trying to create a triple decker cheese toastie.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for unplugging the toaster.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for toasting my health and charring it around the edges.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for edging closer to the truth.

[dawg]

Wichita banned before he gets a chance to spill the beans

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for closing down a can of worms.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for hiding Butty's tin of live fishing bait

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for fishing in the garden pond.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for bog snorkelling in the garden.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for trying to convert a snorkel into a musical instrument.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for drumming me out of the band.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for paradiddling at all hours.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for timing issues.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for clock watching

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for not paying enough attention to the hours counting down.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for suggesting that I pay for attention

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for coming up with lame excuses for not paying.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for limping into contention.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for clinging to Declan like a limpet.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for making me come unstuck.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for sliding down the stairs at work.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for greasing the bannister.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for nicknaming banisters 'Roger'in honour of his hero.