Bogus Bans

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for profiteering by charging double for mountaineering tips.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for underestimating the cost of packed lunches for mountaineers

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for cutting catering costs on his mountain climbs by eating his fellow mountaineers.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for not thinking more like an accountant.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for being the one who chartered Dawg's unfortunate mountain climbs.

[dawg]

Butty thrown over the edge of the Reichenbach Falls  Ooops, what a giveaway banned for suggesting that my mountain climbs are 'unfortunate'  ( whatever that might  be  )

[NNAHere]

dawg banned (and probably put behind bars, too) for giving us all a heads-up of the sordid details concerning his First Confession.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for hiding a recorder in Father Dawg-als confession booth and taping the whole thing.

[Butty Brennan]

Deja banned for banning NNA who is trying to prevent an attempt on my life.

[dawg]

Butty banned for doxing himself to really be Moriarty

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for making an elementary mistake in his chemistry exam.

[dawg]

NNA banned for posting from the fume cupboard of the chemistry lab

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for fuming about all the banning.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for still fuming at not being accepted into The Force as a Ban Garda

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for not allowing us to ban Gardai.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for trying to start a 'Defund the police' campaign here.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for not giving defunds for overpayments.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for redefunding the meaning of life.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for asking God for a refund.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo banned for singing hymns at 5am.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for not singing my praises.

[dawg]

Butty banned for not praising the singer

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for using autotune while praying.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for making a set of Rosary beads using olive stones and paperclips.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for stealing ideas from Mary Fitzgerald on Anything Goes.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for acting the clown

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for wanting to ban all fun after we've just started to exit the lockdown

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for forgetting to lock up.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for throwing his keys away

[DejaBoo]

dawg banned for thinking whis-key is some sort of unlocker for ...smart people




(clearly I could use a key like dat)

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for wondering if wherkey is tastier than whiskey.

[dawg]

NNA banned for posting while locked

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for opening someone elses post.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for trying to stamp out dawg's natural curiosity.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for going all au naturel.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for preferring to go all eau de cologne

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for sniffing out the truth.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for packing the truth in talcum powder so Dawg wouldn't be able to sniff it out.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for having a suspiciously high level of awareness of tricks to avoid detection by sniffer dogs.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for a low level of dodgy dealings.