Deja banned for spreading a lot of sheet rumours about Wichita.
Bogus Bans
NNA banned for using a thinly veiled rude word (I think). 
Butty banned for thinking while drinking.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for reporting me for drink driving. All I was doing was drinking in the beautiful scenery as I drove along.
Butty banned for narrowly crashing the car while looking at the beautiful scenery.
Declan banned for accidentally causing accidental accidents.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for suspecting some insurance scam on the part of Declan
Declan banned for excessive attention to detail.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for scouring the internet for pictures of prawns to try and better understand the problem of prawnography.
NNA banned for fishing in the sea using his old socks for bait.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for fishing in the sea using his new socks, that he just bought, for bait and, therefore, wasting his shopping money.
Butty banned for complimenting everyone.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for trying to catch flies with vinegar, whereas I favour the honey method.
Butty banned for trapping the honey monster.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for being a hypocrite: I only bagged the honey monster because Wichita wanted it's head for his trophy room wall and it's fur to make a coat for Mrs Wichi (Christmas present, mum's the word).
Butty banned for getting into a sticky situation about The Honey Monster
dawg banned for sticking it to the man.
Declan banned for barking after midnight.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Dawg banned because I wanted to go to Birmingham and he's taken me on to Crewe.
Butty banned for claiming he starred in Trainspotting.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for not cleaning out his ears. I said I've been trainspotting, not I've been in Trainspotting.
Butty banned for being a trainspotter.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for trainspotter hate speech.
Butty banned for hating my speech.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for taking me up wrong. I love his speech: perfect diction and a well modulated tone, it is the anti-trainspotter message it delivers that gets my goat.
Butty banned for letting Wichita steal his goat.
NNA banned for kidding around.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
NNA and Wichita both banned for butting heads.
Butty banned for heading home.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Lineman banned for taking the last train to Clarksville, but not meeting Butty at the station.
Deja banned for deliberately sending me in the wrong direction when i asked her 'Do you know the way to San Jose?'
Butty banned for ending up in Santa Ponsa instead of San Jose.
NNA banned for being saintly.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Declan banned cos FatherWichita worships at the altar of Bogeys and Eagles daily.
{edited cos it sounded rather racey, and not meant to be - golf puns}
{edited cos it sounded rather racey, and not meant to be - golf puns}
Deja banned for taking her clubs to mass. Practicing her driving in the apse, her putting in the transept and her chipping into the baptismal font.
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