Deja banned for saying 'come inside, you must be fresian out here' to NNA's cattle.
Bogus Bans
Butty banned for walking his cow across the road every time he wants milk ....to get to the udder side
DejaBoo banned for milking all the cow puns for all it's worth.
Dawg banned for squeezing the last bit of juice out of the cow puns.
Declan banned for drinking all the tomato juice before Bloody Mary and all the other guests arrive for the party
Dawg banned for being a marteeni bit absinthe-minded ...and thinking beer cures what ales ya.
Deja banned for boiling vodka in the kettle when when making tea or coffee.
NNA banned for dipping the Christmas party crisps in milk
( https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/aler...aa-76-2021 )
( https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/aler...aa-76-2021 )
Dawg banned for not believing that calcium is good for the bones and teeth.
NNA banned for not being a fully paid up member of The Nanny State 
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Dawg banned for forgetting to send out the annual reminders to everyone to pay their Nanny State subscriptions.
NNA banned because his nanny goat grabbed the reminders out of Dawg's hand and ate them when he stopped to pet her on the way to the post box.
Butty banned for blaming the dawg goat for eating his homework.
Deja banned for stealing food off the goat and making it hungry.
BB banned for feeding the goat my favourite food group...
...crisps
...crisps
Deja banned for liking crisps so much, she burns the sausages to a crisp.
NNA banned for thinking cocktail sausages had to be fried in vodka.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Deja banned for eating all of the rashers.
NNAHere banned for always wanting somebody else's food.
Declan banned for dining in darkness in case anyone sees what he's eating.
Dawg banned for wearing tinsel in his hair throughout December.
NNAHere banned for glueing a Christmas tree star to her nose.
Declan banned for tying jingle bells to his Christmas jumper.
Deja banned for planning to distract Santa and the elves so that she could take the sleigh out for a joyride.
NNA banned for taking the joy out of sound financial planning.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
DejaBoo banned for evading the musical tax.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for releasing a terrible sax cover of Taxman by the Beatles.
Butty banned for covering my Beatles LP's in clingfilm.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for not realising that I was trying to pass them off as unopened originals on ebay. I was generously willing to split the profits 70/30 in my favour too.
Butty banned for profiteering.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for eating lunch, which according to my hero Gordon Gekko, is for wimps.
Butty banned for trying to sustain himself on a diet of Euros, Sterling and Dollars
NNA banned for not knowing that cash is virtually fat free. I don't look this good by accident you know.
Butty banned for indulging in an excessively rich diet.
NNA banned for promoting a cashless society. I will starve to death!
Butty banned for having to bang his head against the 'pay-by-tap' machines during the pandemic.
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