NNA banned for rolling his eyes when I served chilled Dutch Gold at my last dinner party.
Bogus Bans
Butty banned for thinking 'as hard as an iceberg' equates to 'chilled' when it comes to cans of Dutch Gold.
NNA banned for not appreciating the refreshing qualities of a beer lolly on a balmy summer evening.
Butty banned for either living in Australia or living under a rock if it's currently Summer where he's located.
NNAHere banned for not being able to use their imagination.
Declan banned for preferring his imaginary friends to his real ones.
NNAHere banned for not realising that real friends are your worst enemies.
Declan banned for inventing the term 'frenemies'.
Butty banned for being bitter that his word-invention ('palemies') was rejected in favour of Declan's 'frenemies'
NNA banned for putting Butty on his buddy list, just to ignore him, ya budnorer you.
Deja banned for being a tad guilty of 'FoGnoring'. Oh, and welcome back 
NNA banned for not realising that DejaBoo needs to have some Boo-time now and again.
Butty banned for intermittently booing.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for saying that his favourite Italian soccer team is Inter-Mittent.
NNA banned for forgetting where he left his mittens this morning.
Dawg banned for forgetting that I'm a warm-blooded, real-man creature- mittens are not for me, so I DELIBERATELY lost them.
NNA banned for getting all hot and bothered about the mitten affair.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for suggesting that NNA is having an affair.
Dawg banned for telling porkies.
NNA banned for the effect that the word 'Porkies' has on me![[Image: d2e6575aa226aa4082fcf047151d2435.gif]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/e6/57/d2e6575aa226aa4082fcf047151d2435.gif)
Dawg banned for salivating over the keyboard.
NNA banned for keying Dawg's car.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for losing the key to the mysteries of the universe.
NNA banned for forgetting to hide an extra key under the universes doormat, for just such emergencies 
Deja banned for entering the twilight zone without bringing a working flashlight.
NNA banned for telling me to have a de-light-ful time without my trusty flashlight.
Deja banned for thinking that she could replace the bulb of her flashlight with a match.
NNA banned for wearing matching socks.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Deja banned for calling NNA a liar after the fire had spread from his socks to his pants.
Butty banned for spreading scandalous rumors about NNA when videos on social media show that fire started in the region of the pants
dawg banned for setting NNA's trousers on fire just to see him dance.
dawg banned for sending up smoke sgnals
Deja banned for only knowing how to broadcast 'Tuna sux' using smoke signals
(04-12-2021, 07:13 AM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja banned for only knowing how to broadcast 'Tuna sux' using smoke signalsNNA banned for blowing smoke out of his megaphone...
...I can also broadcast it in morse code, binary and swahili
01101101 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011
Deja banned for making me look 
NNA banned for making me stare, also for making me lose my underwear.
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