Bogus Bans

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for revealing my superpower to the public.

[dawg]

Everyone banned untill I get my chops around  Boo's burnt sausages

[Wichita Lineman]

Dawg banned for pilfering.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for adding sleeping pills to his espresso.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for using decaff sleeping pills.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for not diagnosing the cause of my insomnia earlier.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for waking me up.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for daring to sleep through Accounting 101 class.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for trying to account for taste.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for sampling all the pick 'n mix in the store but not buying anything.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for displaying jealousy at Butty's technique.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for buttering up to Butty purely because he wants one of his pick 'n mix haul.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for trying to divert attemtion away from themselves.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for suggesting that I have multiple personalities or maybe split ones or some mental problem .... "themselves", huh??

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for speaking at the same time as each other.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for not realising that 'we' are of one mind when it comes to the things 'we' need to say.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for saying what we were all thinking.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for thinking out loud.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for hedgehogging his avatar.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for getting prickly about my new avatar.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for putting his Christmas tree up already.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for needling me about my Christmas tree.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for replacing the sweet and good angel on the top of his Christmas tree with this version:

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for mentioning the "C" word.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for enjoying the opportunity to live the Ebeneezer life at this time of year

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for not eating humbugs.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for using under-arm deodorant on the soles of his feet.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for not thinking of innovative ways of smelling nice.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for asking Santa for an eggs box and some eggs box games for Christmas.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for tying a knot at the bottom of each leg of his trousers and hanging them up over the fireplace last Christmas Eve instead of a stocking.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for eating Santa's snack when nobody was watching.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for telling little children that Santy and the reindeer have to be quarantined this Christmas.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for forgetting that Santa will be exempted as a frontline worker and -in any case- is NEVER in contact with the rest of us as we're all supposed to be asleep when he calls.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for hiding behind the sofa all night last Christmas Eve with a camcorder.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for seemingly (and disturbingly) spying on me through the curtains.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for not respecting the authority of Commander Butty Brennan: self-appointed leader of the neighbourhood watch.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for taking a hyper-literal interpretation of the term 'neighbourhood watch' and relishing the insight into the lives of others it provides him with.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for laughing at the epaulettes on my neighbourhood watch uniform.

[dawg]

Butty Brennan banned for failing to re-register as Bogus Bans after he was banned

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for not being a regular in the Bogus Bans - you just walk in randomly without as much as a by your leave.