NNA banned for fencing stolen timber.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Bogus Bans
Wichita banned for hiding in the woods for a whole day when it's his time to shed his skin.
NNA banned for skinny dipping.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for using one of the children to test the seawater temperature before deciding whether or not to go for a swim.
Deja banned for claiming that she spends hours looking at pictures of these D-dip events purely to compile a list of worthy charitable events for myself and others to undertake.
NNA banned for making charitable donations using his old Bulgarian coins.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for not being very convincing when banning his mate NNA.
Declan banned for wanting to play speed chess because he misunderstands what getting to mate someone actually means.
NNAHere banned for playing chess extremely extremely s......l.....o.....w......l.....y.
Declan banned for spacing his letters 2 metres apart.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for excessive use of envelopes and stamps due to his lengthy letters to Santa.
NNA banned for steaming open my Santa letter.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for making outrageous demands in his blackmailing letters to Santa
NNA banned for calling Lineman a "Rebel without a Claus"
DejaBoo banned for inciting me to rebel in the first place.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Deja banned for thinking that her avatar is wearing an official Cork football supporters hat.
I hereby ban NNAHere for putting benzadrine in Mrs Murphy's ovaltine.
Butty banned for immediately taking the legal route- you won't get a cent outta me, I'm tellin' ya.
NNA is hereby banned for letting the dogs out.
Butty banned for trying to keep them in when they really like the outdoors experience.
NNA is hereby banned because last night in Coppers beer garden NNA set their pint on Kim Kardashians bum while they lit up a cigarette.
Butty banned for making a butt(y) joke.
NNA is hereby perma-banned for serving James Bond a stirred vodka martini.
I hereby ban DejaBoo for touching it even though MC Hammer explicitly warned them not to.
Butty Brennan banned for misunderstanding the meaning of a well-known rap.
....jebbed...
Butty banned for breaking into song on the bus each Monday morning.
Deja banned for playing the accordion terribly out of tune for the whole bus journey.
Deja banned for applying to be a bus driver on that route.
NNA and DB are hereby banned for causing that terrible bus crash last week. We were lucky to come out of it with our lives!
Butty banned for reminding me that I'm prone to completely forgetting such recent terrible events in my life.
NNAHere banned for no longer being here nor there, after headbutting the steering wheel in his visual interpretation of 'The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round.'
Deja banned for somehow managing to sing that song to the tune of 'Happy Birthday'
NNA banned for popping out of the birthday cake before the candles were blown out... poor NNA's singed hair.
Deja banned because as compensation I got to eat the cake from the inside first. Yum!
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