Bogus Bans

[dawg]

NNA banned for always drinking cream through a straw

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for trying to make a straw attachment for the vacuum cleaner to better clean in those hard to reach places

[dawg]

NNA banned for trying to prevent me clean all those difficult little corners with one of his straw man arguments

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for battering a burger and depressing her car's clutch.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is banned for sending mixed messages before we've had our morning brew.

[dawg]

Boo banned for hand mixing the messages this morning ( perhaps the machine broke with the cold weather ? )

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for always looking for excuses.

[dawg]

NNA banned for trout fishing in Stephen's Green without a licence

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for keeping an unlicensed alligator in the bath.

[dawg]

NNA banned for dancing with a friend waaay down in Dixie

He just luvs Mardi Gras

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for probably having eaten too many of the wrong type of mushrooms recently based on the above hallucination.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for replacing dawgs tea bags with his special blend of "herbs"

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for spiking my dawg's tea with the tuna she didn't want to eat.

[dawg]

NNA banned for catching the wrong sort of tuna again

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for using knitting needles instead of chopsticks when eating sushi.

[dawg]

NNA banned for refusng to go-wid-d-flo ( and being hopeless at knitting )

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for doubling down on the use of knitting needles by using them as cheap rowing paddles.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for using any excuse to flog his paddles.

[DejaBoo]

Declan banned for using his shiny new ban hammer as a people paddler.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for paddling in the fish tank.

[dawg]

NNA banned for fishing in the paddling pool

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for tossing a 10 cent coin into the fountain and taking back change.

[dawg]

NNA banned for telling everyone that the Trevi fountain is the only place you can get real Trevis

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for offering knock-off Trevis in the village market each Saturday morning.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for knocking Trevis elf off the shelf every time he passes by.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for using a coin toss to decide whether she should take a course on 'Elfin Safety' or 'Health and Safety'

[dawg]

Since cashless, NNA tosses a credit card to make important decisions

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for asking for an 'old-money' printing press as a gift for her next birthday.

[dawg]

NNA banned for raising the tabu topic of "birthdays"

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for being born on February 29th to have an excuse to understate her true age.

[dawg]

NNA banned for being old enough to know better

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for not being omniscient.

[dawg]

NNA banned for not liking strawberry jam on his toast in the mornings

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for not properly explaining quantum entanglement to anyone at all.

[dawg]

NNA banned for getting entangled in massive ropes of seaweed.

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for using kelp as a substitute for a floor mop.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for sweeping dawgs cleaning secrets under the rug.

[dawg]

Boo banned for sweet talking me into starting the spring clean in January

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for not being sauber enough - even a tad unordentlich - for any German folk in the area.

[dawg]

NNA banned for the, um, er, consequences of eating to much sauerkraut