NNAHere banned for mixing up views of Venus with views of Uranus.
Bogus Bans
Declan banned for spreading a theory that the Planet Twix is a hidden moon of Mars.
Deja banned for falling asleep on the toilet- she's such a 'loo narcotic'.
Deja banned for hiding the key to the toilet from me.
NNAHere banned for turning the snow yellow while in a pinch
Was it really over two years... Whoops sorry... Life just got in the way 🙈😅
ari banned for not heeding the yellow snow warnings being issued by the Met Office.
NNA banned for hiding from Ari during his snow escapades, then serenading her with "yellow, is it me you're looking for?"
Deja banned for singing one song to the tune of another, starting with 'Happy Birthday' to the tune of 'The star spangled banner'.
NNA banned for playing Little Drummer boy when the babe was just trying to get a Silent Nights sleep
DejaBoo banned from using empty biscuit tins as a drum, as she cannot keep time.
Declan banned from emptying the biscuit tins to facilitate Deja's cacophonous performances.
NNAHere banned from filling up biscuit tins because they don't play as well when filled.
Declan banned for playing with the biscuits instead of eating them.
NNAHere banned for not realising that a little bit of foreplay with food adds to the pleasurable experience.
whatever he is doing ^ up there
Deja banned for letting her imagination run riot after she spotted Declan nibbling his chocolate biscuit.
Deja banned for being incredibly difficult to confuse.
...I just know it 
Deja banned for fishing for insults. 
Deja banned for thinking that she might replace the sole of her shoes with trout the next time they need a repair.
NNA banned for teaching his goldfish to use the computer
...now he has carp-al tuna-el.
(I'll get my coat)
...now he has carp-al tuna-el.
(I'll get my coat)
Deja banned because teaching a fish to use a PC is easy compared to teaching accounting to the TikTok generation.
NNA banned for coming up with the phrase 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle' and killing off my fish-bike business practically overnight.
Butty banned for peddling goods of fishy origin.
NNA banned for being as clever as a fish
Was it really over two years... Whoops sorry... Life just got in the way 🙈😅
ari banned for keeping fish in the bathtub.
Declan banned for that plaice must be extremely knowledgeable about geography.
NNAHere banned for throwing in red herrings, which is very fishy indeed.
Declan banned for painting the white herring red to please the Queen of Hearts.
NNA banned for screaming 'off with his head' every time he eats a jellybaby.
Butty banned for pleading guilty to having occasionally murdered a pint.
NNA banned for using a guillotine to chop scallions
Was it really over two years... Whoops sorry... Life just got in the way 🙈😅
ari banned for making herself a handbag out of cheese slices and onion skin but then eating it on its first outing because it reminded her of crisps.
NNA banned for trying to patent onion and cheese crisps also vinegar and salt crisps.
Butty banned for missing a gap in the crisps market.
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