Oh!
Gawd!
Its worse than anyone could ever have imagined
Gawd!
Its worse than anyone could ever have imagined
Baseless Lies
dawg has a vivid imagination.
Boo thinks that the Baseless Lies thread is for people who cant find time to get to the confessional
dawg has never given up her auld sins.
NNA has taken on all of dawgs sins, "to be supportive " or so he says.
Deja once confessed to the priest that she lies to everyone about not liking tuna.
dawg didn't forget to tell a lie up there ^
NNA's water skiing prowess is all the talk amongst the a la mode ladies
dawg melts NNA's gelato every time he see's her on the slopes in her ski bunny outfit.
Deja prefers to melt hearts (but she can only do it if the police aren't watching).
NNA spends the day on watch for the police ( in case they are watching him .... )
Boo thinks that rings on here fingers are the cause of the ringing that she hears ( its really due to the bells on her toes )
dawg believes that Boo is living a digital lifestyle with all those rings and bells.
deja hopes that they'll be building an airstrip in Whoville in the next few months.
When NNA mows the whoville grass, he keeps his eye affixed on the sky..... just one eye though
And when Deja is mowing it, she reduces the speed to around 135, keeps the nose slightly high, makes sure the landing gear is in place and holds the revs steady.
NNA cant land 'cause "someone" hid the flaps control on him
dawg is forever getting in a flap for no reason at all, making it seriously difficult for Deja to land the airplane.
Lets be real here, The reason that Boo cant land is that NNA keeps hiding the runway
dawg calls fire-engines "big red bee-baws".
NNAHere likes to don a fireman's uniform when going out for the night.
Radio Anorak. 
Declan is always the last person to leave the club.
Boo was no stranger to club crawlers when she was younger.....was it C&C ginger ale and Vodka ?
dawg claims that she powers her car on a mix of vodka, bleach and paint stripper.
HereNNaNna has his own special blend of "liquid lightning" to power up the ole engines.
Deja is working on a project to keep the lights on forever- she reckons a blend of tuna oil and cod liver oil would be the ideal power source.
Deja keeps a pet tuna in her bath tub- apparently, its great company for the turtle and old crocodile.
Deja stands for ages on the same spot each Saturday.
NNAHere runs around the same roundabout for ages every evening.
Radio Anorak.
Declan jogs an average of 2 marathons per week.
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