NNA is always quick to say he doesn't know what a Grassy Knoll is.........and even if he did he wasn't there at the time
Baseless Lies
dawg is accurately estimating my age based on placing me near that thing I know nothing about.
Boo has an excellent knowledge of the upper floors of The Texas School Book Depository building
dawg had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with that tragic event and isn't going on about it as some form of catharsis.
NNA is going to fill us all in on what went on there back then
dawg coloured in all of the blanks on her last tax return
Deja turns her tax return into a paper airplane
NNA is selling seats on a new airline ....... that operates paper airplanes
dawg is hoping to charter one for next week's trip to Lidl.
There may be a change of plan .... the Men from The Ministry say that people who shop in Lidl cant do it by plane ( or was it bi-plane ? I really cant remember )
dawg is planning to peddle a pedal bike and then buy a bi-plane once she wins enough on one of the hundred's of scratch cards she bought today.
NNA bought a pack of scratch cards to sort out a fierce itch that he has on his back ( the poor wee mite )
dawg told me that "The pain is mightier than the sore" when I revealed my mite troubles.
NNA thinks breakfast pastries are underrated and makes Much Ado About Muffin's
Boo has had some success growing breakfast pastries in her greenhouse in winter
dawg repainted Boo's greenhouse to a shade of French Cream.
Deja has a Love/Hate relationship with her therapist friend who exists in her mind.
dawg had to repeatedly refill the salt shaker when she was doing her bit to keep the driveway and footpath ice-free.
NNA is 'kind to the environment' and makes a point of always using low sodium salt
dawg is known to pepper her speech with fashionable flavours of the day.
NNAHere has developed a new colourless pepper that has the flavours of the old the other peppers combined.
Radio Anorak. 
Deja asked around to see if anyone had any ideas for tasty tuna based meals.
dawg sold the dishwasher and now serves dinner on rice paper, purportedly to save the environment.
'tis hard to get the truth out of poor NNA
(a) The dishwasher does not work
(b) Rice paper is used to reduce the washing up
(a) The dishwasher does not work
(b) Rice paper is used to reduce the washing up
dawg is not the dishwasher in her house.
dawg denies being the pet puppy of said Ms Boo but her avatar clearly tells a different story.
Deja thinks that all lawnmowers are just repurposed micro-planes.
NNA's lawnmower is fitted with a jet engine
dawg periodically hires 3 goats for lawn maintenance services.
NNA finds it hard to rent out his goats in winter so has trained them to make spreadsheets for net pay and other "useful" tax calculations
dawg tacitly acknowledges that my talented goats are the Greatest Of All Time due to their spreadsheet skills.
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