NNA enjoys having weird thoughts for breakfast.
Baseless Lies
dawg generally has breakfast on the toilet.
Deja knew that cool 'borborygmus' word since her first day at medical school.
(26-10-2024, 02:19 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja knew that cool 'borborygmus' word since her first day at medical school.NNA is confused, it was from my culinary studies with The Muppet Chef.... borgy borgy borg
Boo's way of preparing pumpkin pie is the best
dawg saves the carved out parts of the pumpkin to make a range of skincare products.
dawg's computer tracking software that he uploaded to my PC is actually a double agent reporting back to me about his internet browsing preferences.
NNAHere is always trying to upload his shopping - I mean the actual physical items - onto his PC.
Radio Anorak. 
DejaBoo always applies fake tans on their face (and God knows where else) before downloading any apps.
Radio Anorak.
Declan is proud of his ability to accurately count the number of freckles on a person's face.
NNA tabulates everyones measurements just to get an accurate count on his spreadsheets.
Deja frequently requests me to forward all bahooky data to her.
Deja seems to have forgotten that my current Toblerone tally is zero....because she hasn't settled her debts with me.....yet.
dawg owns a Swiss watch branded Tobler Two
NNA is trying to mass market Tobler2.0's, a cuckoo clock what quirts out chocolate on the hour.
Deja checked the dictionary definition of 'quirts' - incredibly, an actual word- before satisfying herself that it made sense in the context of the above assertion.
NNA keeps trying to steer the thread away from Mondelez International
dawg rigged up his Nintendo to his car so that he could ditch the steering wheel in favour of a fighter pilot style joystick.
Deja used to pronounce 'Drone' as 'Doctor Oh Nee' until she was corrected by the retail assistant the day she went to buy one.
NNA insists on referring to his A440M as a lawnmower
dawg wears a parachute to mow the lawn, just in case NNA has "fixed" the lawnmower
Deja has absolutely no experience of crash landing a plane.
(16-11-2024, 08:04 PM)dawg Wrote:it actually is, dawg(16-11-2024, 04:08 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja has absolutely no experience of crash landing a plane.
That aint no baseless lie, NNA.
Capt. Boo prefers flying when there is a big crowd watching
dawg likes wing walking while NNA practices his stunt flying
dawg omits the 'p' in "responsible" because he thinks it's silent, so not really required when typing it out.
NNA's name is a baseless lie - NNA is not always here, he is sometimes there..... you just never know where.
Deja Boo's real name is Boo de Ja
Deja believed me when I told her that my name is derived from my employment with the National Necurity Agency.
NNA told me it had something to do with studying Necks... and I believed him!
Deja believed my nonsensical tale - it seemed entirely plausible to her, mainly because she had spent so much time as a self-employed gatherer of Bahookie Statistics.
NNA knows them bahookie statistics are purely for scientific research..... While necks are just for kissin - I knew all along what he was up to in that agency - pure undiluted nortiness :p (the boi learnt from the master Colrow himself!)
...*sniffle* I miss collie...
...*sniffle* I miss collie...
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