I happen to know that Iced Coffee never passes Boo's lips before midday. Whats going on here is an attempt to frame NNA.
.
.
.
.
and why not ?
.
.
.
.
and why not ?
Baseless Lies
dawg told a lie up there.
Deja does not grasp her head every time she reads my latest ban reason.
NNA has relocated to La Belle France for the duration.
He hoped to get free accomodation from Celtic Rambler in exchange for lessons in NNA type lies
He was a little disappointed to be met with 'mais oui' and several 'zut alors' from the ever patient CR
He is now considering how he can wangle a late entry into the pentathlon ( seeing as he was quite good at the hop, skip and jump in primary school )
He hoped to get free accomodation from Celtic Rambler in exchange for lessons in NNA type lies
He was a little disappointed to be met with 'mais oui' and several 'zut alors' from the ever patient CR
He is now considering how he can wangle a late entry into the pentathlon ( seeing as he was quite good at the hop, skip and jump in primary school )
dawg is a man of few words.
Deja's jeans rhyme with her hair colouring.
NNA is going to night classes to understand "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
( he thinks its a bald lie ... )
( he thinks its a bald lie ... )
dawg collects hair clippings from the barber shop because he uses them to make paint brushes.
NNA canvas-sed dawg to visit him in the norty corner, because he thought it was a hue-morous place.
paint puns are hard
paint puns are hard
Deja settled on her avatar on day 1 and has never been tempted to change it since.
Letting the cat take the deck chair was one thing but now poor NNA spends much of the day at the cats beck 'n call. Just now it was a fresh pina colada and some grilled prawns.
( thats the third pina colada so far today - oh to be a cat with hollow legs )
( thats the third pina colada so far today - oh to be a cat with hollow legs )
Not a lot people know this but Dawg's middle name is Kitty-Cat.
Radio Anorak. 
Deja feeds her puppy Whiskas cat food to ensure variety in its meals.
NNAHere likes nothing better than to make a stew with the leftovers of cat food and dog food.
Radio Anorak.
Declan has a varied and healthy diet.
The last time she prepared me a Scotch bonnet, Deja misread the recipe and greatly over cooked up a Scorched one instead.
Generations of NNA's family have had this 'scorched bonnet' issue.
Its partly due to them not putting up their parasols when the sun shines but only when it rains.
They also have a very confusing term "umm-berrrr-ellas" which they trot out whenever its raining
Its partly due to them not putting up their parasols when the sun shines but only when it rains.
They also have a very confusing term "umm-berrrr-ellas" which they trot out whenever its raining
dawg is so last millennium, what with calling hats and caps 'bonnets' and driving a 'horseless carriage' to work.
NNAHere is working on tests for supplement tablets that will keep horses, and in fact any other animals that are tested, alive into the next millennium. If it works, it will be tried then on humans - too bad that NNAHere will not be around to see the results.
Radio Anorak.
Declan inhales pure oxygen for 5 minutes each morning before ingesting one of my prototype Immortality tablets.
NNA keeps thinking that there is more than one 'T' in the spelling of 'immorality'
Dawg has a side line in splitting hairs, both literally and metaphorically.
Radio Anorak.
Declan uses a wrench and vice grips to peel onions.
Declan adds mustard every second day to his bowl of morning porridge.
Deja takes occasional flakes from my cereal bowl to feed to her orange-juice loving pet piranha.
dawg's job is so easy that he spends the first 6 hours each working day counting the number of airplanes that fly overhead.
Deja is working on attaching a miniaturised lawnmower engine to one of my paper airplanes.
NNA has perfected a small plane that cuts the grass behind the house while flying
dawg must know how tall my grass has grown in the past fortnight.
Deja delights in planting weird thoughts in everyone's mind.
Users browsing this thread:
