Fogies sheepish Advent Calendar 2021

[Zaph]

70% I was originally going for 95% but I talked myself down.
What knind of parents would not take their kids to see a panto at least once? 

Going to the panto wasn't really a thing when I was a kid.  There really only was the one with Maureen Potter in it, and the only people I knew who went were a family across the road from us who used to go every year, probably because the father worked in RTE and most likely got free tickets.  That said, I'd have refused if my parents told me we were going, for me it's up there with circuses as torture disguised as entertainment.