Fogies sheepish Advent Calendar 2021

[Zaph]

I’d just like to point out that I want to have turkey this year and have ordered one but a certain Advent sheep player’s parents are cooking lamb so that’s what I’ll be eating.

It should be noted that I too like turkey and would eat it at any time of the year, but mammy Zaph used up a couple from the flock in the freezer recently and is now sick of cooking them, so its lamb for the first time ever.  There's usually also a whole flock of lamb's legs in the freezer, it's like the bloody Tardis in there.