[Closed] Triggerus 2 - A new style

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I was in "a band" in college and we were going to call our debut album David Hasselhoff & The Mysterious Village of Jelly Babies That Live In His Chest Hair, but since we never got around to ever even picking up an instrument, if you're really struggling to come up with a title, feel free to use that one...

Awaits a Rachel Walrus game nominating songs for said album

It was going to be a concept album, so we did have all our song titles picked out as well, we just didn't write any lyrics or music.

We took a page out of Fall Out Boy's book and had ridiculously long song titles for them all, and the album would have included such potential megahits as...

• I'm Not Wearing A Sweater, That's All Chest Hair and Jelly Babies, Baby
  
• Three Cheers For Baywatch aka. No One Gives A Shite About Michael Knight
  
• Always Run In Slow Motion When People Are Drowning If You Want To Be A Lifeguard
  
• All The Girls Love Jelly Babies and Nobody Loves Hobie Buchannon
  
• There's Sand F**king Everywhere: The Ballad of Yasmine Bleeth and Pamela Anderson
  
• The Fall Of The Berlin Wall Was Sponsored By Bassetts
  
• Candy Chesticles aka. The Hoff's Got Sugar Tits
  
• There's Also A Townful of Wine Gums Residing In His Pubes