Deja is changing her story - she originally told me that necks were studied for scientific purposes and that bahookies were for.....umm....yeah, you know.
Baseless Lies
Deja once campaigned to change the name of the planet to Poopiter, just to try and embarrass me.
NNA's out of this world bucket lists includes a space age spa day on poopiter.
The FBI have managed to get hold of a copy of Boo's bucket list
dawg keeps his bucket list in a metal bucket hidden in his bedroom which he has designated to be exclusively used for the holding of lists of all kinds.
NNA banned for using my metal bucket before he recognized it was reserved for lists.....
dawg did not ban me in this Baseless lies thread.
Deja is hoping that I'm banned from regular commercial airlines so that she has a valid reason to fly me to wherever it is the plane she pilots decides to go to.
NNA is keeping all the well cooked breakfast sausages for himself
dawg enjoys his sausages raw and his rashers carbonised.
Deja only eats Toblerone for breakfast.
dawg puts a double helping of tar into his tartar sauce
Deja makes some of the Wurst puns ever.
NNA has had to hotwire his Morris Minor 'cause he cant remember where he left the key
3d4life borrowed my car key because he wants to do a 3d printed version for himself.
Deja can distinguish between 57 varieties of coffee at a distance of 100 metres.
Boo remarked to me how NNA is still quite distinguished looking ( at least thats how it seemed to her from 100M away )
Deja deliberately and uncharacteristically mixed up her 'bans' and 'lies' posts up there^^.
NNA's Ma wants to know what he has been up to that he can home late for the dinner
dawg would also like to know the answer to the above far from innocent query.
Deja is sometimes a bit cross-eyed when posting here which explains why she mixes up her Baseless Lies and her Blame posts.
The wires in Deja's brain are not properly terminated at the 'desire for tuna' region.
Due to a manufacturing fault NNA's 'desire for tuna' brain region was interchanged with his 'need to get the clapham omnibus' region.
dawg lives her life as if she inhabits early 20th century London.
Last time he was in London NNA lost his Oyster card.
He asked the conductor what he should do....
That didnt go down well.....'cause 'the 'conductor' was actually a Sally Ann member on her way back from a 'do'
He asked the conductor what he should do....
That didnt go down well.....'cause 'the 'conductor' was actually a Sally Ann member on her way back from a 'do'
dawg promised salvation but only delivered salvoes.
NNAHere involuntarily salivates every time he says the word "salvation".
Radio Anorak. 
Declan fervently believes that salvation is something to do with applying lots of suncream and aloe vera to the sore parts.
NNA says that he has no sore parts ..... B-b-but it seems that he will do anything to avoid sitting down
dawg owns cushions with a lot of pins in them. Never again will I agree to a meeting.
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