Deja banned for having a sweet tooth but not a tuna tooth.
Bogus Bans
NNA banned for dedicated an entire tooth to the (gag) likes of tuna, when a chip and crisps tooth is much more pleasurable.
Deja banned for wanting me to get a chipped tooth.
Deja banned for not giving me a lot of her sanity to work with.
NNA banned for not cooking Dawgs dinner when he said that he would
deja is banned for hiding her perfectly cooked piece of tuna steak and then claiming that dawg ate it.
dawg banned for sharing his lettuce and cucumber but not his cake.
Boo banned for hiding the Christmas cake and then forgeting where she put it 
Deja banned for hiding all the best chocolates in her stomach.
NNA banned for thinking that Boo is just 'hiding' the best chocolates in her stomach. ( worse, much worse than 'the money was resting in my account' baloney)
Boo banned for thinking that The Judge believed a single word of the sorry tale
Deja banned for throwing snowballs at the judge.
NNA banned for putting rocks in the snowballs, just to get me in trouble.
Deja banned for thinking that I'd need to do anything at all for her to end up getting into trouble.
Deja banned for always having that guilty look which makes it too easy to pin the blame for bouldness on her.
(19-11-2024, 08:33 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja banned for always having that SWEET, INNOCENT look which makes it too easy to pin the blame for bouldness on her, even though I did it.
NNA banned, cos I had to fix his post :p
Deja banned for not doing the repairs under warranty.
Boo banned for attemptimg to airlock the FoG hose of nonsense
dawg banned for wondering what would happen if he used the Hose of Nonsense in an eminently sensible manner.
NNA banned for having a suspected prohibited item in his, um, luggage. This didnt cause Gatwick Airport to close for some time today ( did it ? )
dawg banned for claiming he saw me in Gatwick- that sounds like the makings of a Baseless Lie- so he's doubly banned for truly mixing up his posts in these threads.
Deja banned for being really efficient in the Digits calculations game.
NNA banned for thinking efficiency equates to the amount of time it takes.
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Deja banned for forgetting the formula of Einstein's less well-known brother (Frank) that states Efficiency = Mathematical Cleverness
NNA banned for insisting that Heisenberg's uncertainty principle only applies to people who are uncertain
dawg banned for slowly eliminating the fizz in physics.
NNA banned for spacing out... He tried to deposit Starbucks in his planetary checking account.
Deja banned for thinking that I do my banking the good old fashioned 'Merican way, what with your checking accounts and actually visiting the inside of an actual bank building to engage with real-live humans.
NNA banned for living like George Jetson in Flintstone times, yabba dabba do.
Deja banned for reminding me of a joke I must try tell sometime this year: "Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? Because they're dead."
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