Baseless Lies

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA can only drink beer when he's under careful supervision.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita Lineman can only drink milk when he is being supervised by linemen.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan thought condensed milk came in a tiny carton.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita is known as "The Milkman" in the Sunday World for legal reasons.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan only has sundaes on a Sunday.

[NNAHere]

Wichita consumes double the recommended intake of water one day a week so that he doesn't feel thirsty on Thursday.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA’s a cousin of H2O.

[DejaBoo]

Wichita Lineman iis the cousin of Alabama Slammer

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo is a jailhouse rocker.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman can't get no satisfaction.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo is like a rolling stone and never gathers moss.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita likes nothing better than playing with moss.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan is related to Kate Moss.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman likes posing on the runway in his free time.

[Declan A Walsh]

DejaBoo likes running on the catwalk.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan takes the neighbours cat for a week twice a day.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita likes to dress up as a dog to get a reaction off the neighbourhood cat.

[DejaBoo]

DW likes meowing at Wichita as he woofs.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo strips bark off the trees in the local park.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita strips off at the local car park, ala Chippendale style.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan is an antique expert.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita is an expert in rare colouring books.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan only has black and white colouring books.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman would only sell DW grey crayons.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo outbid Declan for the pink crayon.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman sold NNA the winning Lotto ticket.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo has 547 lucky numbers.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita has 57 varieties of Heinz.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan is full of runner beans.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita is full of baked beans so stay away.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan only eats red jelly beans.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita makes fake wine using squeezed red jelly beans.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan is a wine certifier.

[NNAHere]

Wichita plays his best golf when he's allowed to drink a generous tipple at each green.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA gets tipsy on grapefruit juice.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita likes to tip toe around any grapefruit.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan only walks on seedless grapes.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita has a greenhouse in the basement, where he attempts to grow grapes.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan throws grapes from the rooftops.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita likes to eat any fruit he gets while sitting on the roof.