Butty banned for witholding the coffee from us poor sleepy shephards
Bogus Bans
Deja banned for naming the twin lambs "Woolly" and "Thinking" because she had previously named their parents "Fuzzy" and "Logic".
Deja banned for nicknaming all of her online acquaintances based on her perception of their dwarf alter-ego.
(21-09-2022, 10:06 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja banned for nicknaming all of her online acquaintances based on her perception of their dwarf alter-ego.Smarty pants banned. I prefer gnomey mnemonics :p
Deja banned for trying to get to gnomey better so that she can improve her secret nickname formey.
NNA banned for not looking on the bright side of life.
Butty banned for seeing the light and promptly switching it off because of the cost of electricity these days.
Deja banned for sneaking out on me while we were dancing in the dark. It was over an hour before I realised she wasn't there. 
Butty banned for not realising that his interpretation of "cheek-to-cheek" dancing is what scared Deja away. Please note that cheek-to-cheek dancing doesn't require that you press posteriors together...
NNA banned for always suggesting we do 'dine in the dark' when we go for dinner, only so he can order half the menu and then quietly tiptoe off afterwards leaving me to pay the bill. 
Butty banned for point-blank refusing to ever just go with a takeaway and insisting that dine-in is the only way.
NNAHere banned for not appreciating the finer points of dining in.
Declan banned for not appreciating that it's rude to point, especially when dining.
NNAHere banned for thinking that's it is okay to point when driving (as opposed to dining).
Declan banned for thinking that 'jogging on the spot' is some sort of acne treatment.
Deja banned for a rather freckless comment.
BB banned for blaspheme-innuendoing :p
Deja banned for being strong enough to be able to throw the Bible at Butty.
Deja banned for genuflecting less than 5 times per day.
Father NNA banned for being on a knee-d to know basis. I've a medical release - after tripping on a paving stone, one of my kneecaps fell off, true story 
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Sister Dee banned for using her Rosary beads to temporarily fix her bicycle chain.
Father NNAHere banned for trying to use his dog collar as a face mask.
Deja banned for compiling a secret portfolio of males she considers attractive- she calls it her "acutemenical issue"
NNA banned for publishing the hot priests of Killarney calendar.
Deja banned for offering to trade a sizable proportion of her Toblerone stash in return for a signed copy of said calendar.
Deja banned for breaking my big toe-blerone during line dancing practice yesterday evening.
Butty banned for not practising hard enough to graduate from the line dancing classes to the sine wave dancing classes.
DejaBoo banned for not appreciating the beauty of geometrical yoga positions.
Deja banned for going to obtuse lessons every week for over a year before she finallyrealised it was not a musical instrument.
Butty banned for suggesting that Deja is a lyre.
NNAHere banned for banging on like a big bass drum.
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