Bogus Bans

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for carpeting the front lawn.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for denying that the front 'lawn' was blanketed with moss, dandelions, daisies, buttercups, nettles and thistles (which is why I placed the weed suppressing carpet there).

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for weeding out the inconsistencies in his banning.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for giving a Roundup of the situation in NNA's garden

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for making a killer pun.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for killing the pun.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for telling people he has a licence to pun.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for encouraging licentious behaviour.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for behaving himself.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for angling to hear my confession.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for confessing that he cast the first stone.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for telling NNA that his wife had gone to the Caribbean for a holiday. When NNA asked 'Oh, Jamaica?'
Wichita replied 'No, she went of her own free will'

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for being a stand down comic.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for using the 'Comic Sans' font in Word to type up all of his funny jokes.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for bumping his funny bones together.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for not being able to post when his feet are being tickled

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for tickling in a rugby match instead of tackling.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for suggesting that I'm not prepared to get my teeth into things on the rugby field

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for bursting the rugby ball with his canine teeth.

[dawg]

Declan banned for bursting my ( rugby player fantasy ) bubble

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for living in a bubble.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for bubbling over with joy.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman banned for bursting all the bubble wrap.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for wrapping bubble wrap around all the cacti within a 10 mile radius of her home.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for setting off a speCACTI-lar explosion!

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for complaining that my explosion released lots of cactus needles into the environment.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for needling DejaBoo by pretending he's an acupuncturist.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for not knowing when Prickly Pears are ripe

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for sharpening fruit.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman banned for pointing at dawgs ...assortment of fruit.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo banned for straightening all dawgs bananas.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for not getting his story straight

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for removing my bookmark.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for blaming me for the antics of his browser

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for browsing with my Aunties.

[dawg]

Wichita banned on instructions from his Aunties......"the lad spends far too much time on that computer thing", they said

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for turning off my interweb.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for trying to find an interweb radio station on his FM transistor radio.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for sharing this childhood anecdote: 'When I was young my whole family and I used to sit around the radio for hours. Finally Granny would speak up and say 'will we turn it on now?'

[dawg]

Butty banned for not being able to tune to 2RN on his wireless