Bogus Bans

[dawg]

Declan banned for monitoring my ( lack of ) brain function .......

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for malfunctioning.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for not trying to perform emergency brain surgery on dawg in order to fix him.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for suggesting I get my drill going.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for using his drill to open wine bottles.

[dawg]

NNA banned for hiding the corkscrew

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for leaving his bag of screws in Cork.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for putting the cork back in the genies bottle.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for polishing off the emergency bottle of cork dry gin in the FOG canteen.

[Declan A Walsh]

Butty banned for butting into the little party we were having in the FOG canteen.

[dawg]

Declan banned for having a wild party on a Good Friday night

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for having a mild party on Good Friday, which was trying to have it both ways.

[dawg]

Declan banned for mixing me up with Trigger who believes that he cant stand backwards on the stairs.  The very definition of having it both ways .....    

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg (and Trigger) banned for not knowing that there are some people who are backward no matter where they stand.

[DejaBoo]

Butty banned for staring at dawgs backside for far too long.

[Wichita Lineman]

Dejaboo banned for longing too short a time.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for squaring the circle.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for throwing shapes at me.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for expecting square shapes to fit into round holes.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for continuing a shapeless argument.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for continuing a shapeless argument.

Wichita banned for telling Declan to shape up or ship out.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for getting his shape shifting ships stuck in the Suez Canal.

[dawg]

Witchita banned for dodgy naval exploits

[NNAHere]

dawg banned for allegedly being more of a navel man than a naval man.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for navel gazing.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for double gazing out through his double glazing.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for grazing on the hour, every hour.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for timing my eating habits.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for taking forever to eat a carrot but being impressively quick when it comes to biscuits.

[dawg]

NNA banned for mistaking Bugs Bunny with Wichita.

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for rabbiting on and on.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for knowing the words to every Chas and Dave song.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for mentioning Chas and Dave by name.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for expecting all singers to be anonymous.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman banned for singing in the dark.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for not singing in the rain.

[DejaBoo]

NNA for singing in the rain... but only in Spain, when it falls mainly on the plains.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo banned for falling while visiting Maine.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for being shockin' maine when it comes to sharing the treats.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for always asking for more.