Bogus Bans

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for secretly thinking that dawg looked better wearing the mask.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for masking the doggie smell with Brut.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for letting the dog out of the bag.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for forcing Dawg into the bag in the first place.

[Declan A Walsh]

Butty banned for dragging poor Dawg into the conversation when I never actually mentioned him.

[dawg]

Declan banned for secretly wishing for the dog days of summer

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for drawing attention to himself yet again.

[dawg]

Declan banned for bringing old dogma for a walk

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for spreading doggerel at the church supper.

[dawg]

Butty banned for paws-ing while giving the sermon

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for preaching to the converted.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for believing that only clergy wear a dog collar

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for only ever drinking communion wine: 6 days a week.

[dawg]

Butty banned for suggesting that I'm a 6 day adventist

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for preaching that on the 7th day God chilled out by going for a drive in the Avensis.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for driving us batty.

[Butty Brennan]

Wichita banned for dressing as Batman and perching on the roof of Tescos every night.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for asking Wichita if he Gotham for the sandwiches from Tesco.

[dawg]

NNA banned for saying he was Robin when asked  what he was doing in Tesco

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned as every little helps.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for trying to use the 'every little helps' phrase to get away with doing the bare minimum of housework.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for alleging I dont do my chores.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for trying to dodge mowing the lawn duty because he doesn't want to harm the daisies.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for telling me in the pub that he was heading home as he had some important chores to do.
'What chores?' I asked. 'A double vodka and tonic thanks' he replied.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for skimping on the doubles.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for wearing something too skimpy.

[dawg]

Declan banned for refusing to put his skimpies in the bagging area

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for putting a hole in Declans bag.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for using an old sock to plug the hole in Declan's bag.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for socking it to Declan.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for bringing back memories of Rowan & Martin's laugh-in

Take it away Goldie
Big Al had a lot of medicine last night
The Flying fickle finger of fate

Always with a 'Very Interesting' ending

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for telling me he saw a spaceman.
 What did you do? I asked. 'I parked in it, man' he replied.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for typing out every terrible pun he reads in the book he was given for his birthday and then copying and pasting them here.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for pasting over the cracks.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for cracking open a tin of glue and then telling us to 'get stuck in'.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for not noticing the difference between a tin of beer and a tin of glue, giving rise to a rather sticky situation.

[dawg]

Declan banned for, apparently, not understanding that a tin of glue is not to be sniffed at

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for telling me about this new book he just bought. Apparently he can't put it down. What's it called? I asked him.
'The Complete History of Super Glue' he replied.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for getting stuck in a particularly loopy loop.

[Butty Brennan]

NNA banned for trying to unring the bell.