Declan banned because given that even brain surgeons don't get to see ideas in anyone's brain, how am I supposed to see the intellect in Deja's in order to appreciate it.
Butty banned for forgetting that prize-winning tuna (Deja's absolute favourite) have a tendency to swim away when they get a chance and it's a really big ocean out there.
Deja banned because when Santy learned about how you withhold Toblerone, he immediately put you on the Ultra-Naughty list HIMSELF (and that is a serious situation....)
NNA banned for distracting Dancer and Prancer, who have scarpered with the reindeer sleigh, leaving Rudolph with a red nose and Santa with a redder face than normal.
Declan banned for using the same corny joke on his wife every Christmas Eve. The one where he peers up into the night sky and says 'looks like rain, dear'.