Declan banned for putting down tarmac instead of tiles in his kitchen.
Bogus Bans
NNA banned for tiling the driveway.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for painting double yellow lines all along the Yellow Brick Road.
NNAHere banned for singing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John out of tune.
Declan banned for uploading said embarrassing video to Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and Boards.ie
NNAHere banned for forgetting to include Instagram in the previous list.
Declan banned for similarly omitting Reddit, Snapchat, WhatsApp and all that, like.
NNAHere banned for finishing a sentence with the word Like.
Declan banned for objecting to me typing in a Cork accent, like.
NNA banned for liking just a little too much.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for trying to offset my attempts at pleasantries with a bit of aggro and tension.
NNA banned for the intensity of his posts.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for adding to the strain.
NNA banned for straining at the leash.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for wondering how his neighbour's "car leashing agreement" is supposed to work.
NNAHere banned for confusing cat leashing with car leasing.
Declan banned for misunderstanding me when I mentioned how much I'd like to lease one of those Jaguars
Declan banned for banning while under the influence.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for trying to influence what people say in their posts after his.
Declan banned for posting exactly what i wanted him to.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Declan banned for making an umbrella out of an old coal poker and a cardboard box.
NNA banned for boxing clever.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for keeping his pet brick in a cardboard box.
NNA banned for bricking it.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for throwing pencils into the petrol tank because he wanted to run the engine on leaded petrol
NNAHere banned for not advising children not to play with pencils and petrol at home.
Declan banned for saving on buying candles by using the children's colouring crayons instead.
NNA banned for being off colour.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for pretending to be a medical professional and to treat my off-colour condition using his homemade cures.
NNA banned for failing to cure all ills.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for not even managing to secure a wooden spoon in the Halloween Heeps in the Sheeps forum.
Declan banned for stirring it with said wooden spoon.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for using the wooden spoon to win at crazy golf.
NNA banned for scooping all the sand out of the bunker to make a sandcastle.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Wichita banned for still managing to find the sand trap.
NNA banned for trapping sand flies in a jam jar.
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Deja banned for getting stuck while trying to climb over my fence.
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