Bogus Bans

[NNAHere]

Lorcan banned for thinking that 02:18pm is the same time as 02:19pm.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for having 2 time faults.

[Leg End Reject]

Witchita Lineman banned for backseat modding.

[NNAHere]

Leg End Reject banned for substituting baling twine for the rear seatbelts in her stretch limousine.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for stretching his piriformis muscle.

[Leg End Reject]

Wichita Lineman banned for having obscure knowledge of pelvic muscles.

[DejaBoo]

LegEnd banned cos ^ that would be... 

[Leg End Reject]

DejaBoo banned for posting a Father Ted gif.

Careful now and down with that sort of thing.

[lorcand1990]

Leg End Reject banned because 'down with that sort of thing' comes before 'careful now'

[NNAHere]

Lorcand banned for not yet completing his PhD in 'Subtle humour in Fr Ted'.

[lorcand1990]

NNAHere banned because they failed me on my last PHD assignment due to poor format of referencing in my bibliography

[NNAHere]

Lorcand banned for changing his referencing format from miniaturised Morse code to the still unsuitable cartoon doodles.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for offending all cartoon doodlers.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for believing that a job in retailing is something to do with reattaching tails on to dogs.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for under use of the pooper scooper.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for the very rude rhyming name he proposed for an equivalent product for kitties...

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for picking all the pussy willows.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for converting his front lawn to a field of barley.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for being barely able to spell.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita Lineman banned for not having an avatar of Glen Campbell performing Wichita Lineman.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan A banned for being a right cowboy.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for wearing a 10-gallon hat at weekends.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for causing the UK fuel crisis.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for preventing me from "suckin' daysul"

[lorcand1990]

NNAHere banned for trying to put daysul in a petrol fuelled person

[NNAHere]

Lorcand banned for wondering if petrol fuelled people are OK to play with matches.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for championing spontaneous combustion.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for misunderstanding what I meant when I say how some people can light up a room.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for trying to be a bright spark.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned because it seems I've no choice as it must be logically impossible to be a dull spark.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for dulling my senses.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for obviously being one of my students.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for revealing his real job.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for working while at work.

[Leg End Reject]

Wichita Lineman banned for sheep smuggling.

[Wichita Lineman]

Leg End Reject banned for smuggling contraband out instead of in.

[NNAHere]

Wichita banned for smuggling rubber bands instead of contraband.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for using a rubberband instead of a plectrum when playing his rubber banjo.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for probably intentionally talking dirty barely after the watershed hour.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for hosing down the TV studio floor.