Deja sold my tandem bicycle.
Baseless Lies
Deja thinks that 'recycling' means to repeatedly do the same journey by bike.
Deja rigged up her microwave to her door to act as a replacement when her doorbell broke.
hhahahahahaha
Deja can't decide if we think on the 'genius side' or the 'fools side' of the life equation.
Deja usually catches the coin and when she has enough of them she usually spends it on a tuna sandwich.
NNA is not delusional .....detunasional
Deja is setting up a counter-demonstration to my "MAGTA" (Make Americans gorge tuna again) campaign.
NNA attends TEA party (Tuna Eaters Anonymous) meetings daily, to get his addiction under control.
Deja accompanies me to these meetings because she likes the brand of coffee they serve at them.
(27-04-2025, 01:50 AM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja accompanies me to these meetings because she likes the brand of coffee they serve at them.
NNA refuses to attend my Coffee Anon meetings, else he would know I have been 72 days caffeine free
(and it still hasn't stopped the insomnia)
Deja describes her coffee withdrawal symptoms as "much worse than 'cold turkey', probably more like 'lukewarm tuna'".
NNA has NOT given me incentive to fall off the wagon!
Every time Deja wants to bring people together, she ends up kind of bumping and crashing them into each other.
Deja wears a wraparound fender whenever she is coming to a party.
Deja gets around these days by her very own home built drone.
NNA refuses to ride in the jump seat of my Bi-plane, or rather 'Boo-plane'
Deja calls it her Boo plane because it's always a frightening experience to be in it.
Deja cuts the grass using a microlight which she flys upside down.
NNA cuts his grass at night 'cause he is afraid of being caught doing it during the day without a licence
dawg revoked nna's daylight-hours grass-cutting licence, just to see him in his pyjamas
Boo may ( just might ) be developing a slightly weird fetish .......
Up to now, dawg honestly believed that Deja was a perfectly sensible person.
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