Bogus Bans

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for squirrelling  away storing his cocoa flavoured earnings.... in his cheeks....like a chipmunk

[Gru]

Deja banned for having a hilarious avatar.

[NNAHere]

Gru banned for opposing hilarity.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for pointing fingers.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for insisting that I should learn how to point using just my nose.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for using his neb as a weather vane.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for describing to me all the crazy things her avatar can do to its flabber.

[DejaBoo]

oh my :o


NNA banned for his active 'maginations... you and yer Colrow   inclinations know which corner to go to young man!

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for hitting everyone with her rhythm stick.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for not sticking with the rhythm.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for challenging me to a poetry battle.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned cos poetry is his  worse verse addiction.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for tossing a frying pan instead of a coin to decide between 'verse addiction ' and 'worse addiction'.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned, he likes a good pan-o-rama.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for causing a dinge in the refrigerator door and a smashed pane of glass when she attempted to swat bugs with a frying pan.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for not seeing the bright side.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for firing on all cylinders. And also on all walls, doors, soft furnishings, nooks, crannies and other flammable surfaces.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for being pro-arachnid in a no fly zone

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for getting dizzy after spinning on the spot in an anti-clockwise direction.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for making me dizzy!

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for refusing to stay still for even 30 seconds.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for shaking me up

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for getting very fizzy the more she's shaken.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for replacing my morning tea with bubbly champagne.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for having a terrible case of the hiccups after every breakfast.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for trying to scare the hiccups outta me every chance he gets to go Boo!

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for never agreeing to go trick or treating with me at Halloween.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for refusing to wear the Elf costume I made for him.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for having a terrible sense of my dimensions if that elf costume is anything to go by.

[DejaBoo]

Elf NNA has been arrested for stealing all of Santas cookies and milk just to avoid fitting into that manly elf mankinii, and then going on a sugar induced rampage of mischief and mayhem...

"Banned boi, banned boi, whatchya gonna do, when they come for you...."

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for insisting that I pick the bouldest option between a rampage of 'mischief and mayhem' and one of 'maychief and mishem'.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for confusing us all with the rampage of "m" words.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for hiring a builder to construct him a rampage to allow him get up the slopeage outside of his home.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for making birthdays look sooooooo good.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for losing the invitation to my birthday for the 10th year in a row.

[DejaBoo]

NNA banned for sending my invitation to the Norty Corner every year.

[NNAHere]

Deja banned for constantly absconding from the Norty Corner whenever the opportunity arises.