A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.
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RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 04-01-2025

NNA banned for always drinking cream through a straw


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-01-2025

dawg banned for trying to make a straw attachment for the vacuum cleaner to better clean in those hard to reach places


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 04-01-2025

NNA banned for trying to prevent me clean all those difficult little corners with one of his straw man arguments


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-01-2025

dawg banned for battering a burger and depressing her car's clutch.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 07-01-2025

NNA is banned for sending mixed messages before we've had our morning brew.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 07-01-2025

Boo banned for hand mixing the messages this morning ( perhaps the machine broke with the cold weather ? )


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 07-01-2025

dawg banned for always looking for excuses.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 07-01-2025

NNA banned for trout fishing in Stephen's Green without a licence


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 07-01-2025

dawg banned for keeping an unlicensed alligator in the bath.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 07-01-2025

NNA banned for dancing with a friend waaay down in Dixie

He just luvs Mardi Gras

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RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 07-01-2025

dawg banned for probably having eaten too many of the wrong type of mushrooms recently based on the above hallucination.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 08-01-2025

NNA banned for replacing dawgs tea bags with his special blend of "herbs"


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

Deja banned for spiking my dawg's tea with the tuna she didn't want to eat.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 08-01-2025

NNA banned for catching the wrong sort of tuna again


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

dawg banned for using knitting needles instead of chopsticks when eating sushi.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 08-01-2025

NNA banned for refusng to go-wid-d-flo ( and being hopeless at knitting )


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-01-2025

dawg banned for doubling down on the use of knitting needles by using them as cheap rowing paddles.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 08-01-2025

NNAHere banned for using any excuse to flog his paddles.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 09-01-2025

Declan banned for using his shiny new ban hammer as a people paddler.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

Deja banned for paddling in the fish tank.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 09-01-2025

NNA banned for fishing in the paddling pool


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

dawg banned for tossing a 10 cent coin into the fountain and taking back change.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 09-01-2025

NNA banned for telling everyone that the Trevi fountain is the only place you can get real Trevis


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-01-2025

dawg banned for offering knock-off Trevis in the village market each Saturday morning.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 10-01-2025

NNA banned for knocking Trevis elf off the shelf every time he passes by.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 10-01-2025

Deja banned for using a coin toss to decide whether she should take a course on 'Elfin Safety' or 'Health and Safety'


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 10-01-2025

Since cashless, NNA tosses a credit card to make important decisions


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 10-01-2025

dawg banned for asking for an 'old-money' printing press as a gift for her next birthday.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 11-01-2025

NNA banned for raising the tabu topic of "birthdays"


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 11-01-2025

dawg banned for being born on February 29th to have an excuse to understate her true age.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 11-01-2025

NNA banned for being old enough to know better


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 12-01-2025

dawg banned for not being omniscient.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 13-01-2025

NNA banned for not liking strawberry jam on his toast in the mornings


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 13-01-2025

dawg banned for not properly explaining quantum entanglement to anyone at all.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 13-01-2025

NNA banned for getting entangled in massive ropes of seaweed.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 13-01-2025

dawg banned for using kelp as a substitute for a floor mop.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 14-01-2025

NNA banned for sweeping dawgs cleaning secrets under the rug.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 14-01-2025

Boo banned for sweet talking me into starting the spring clean in January


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 14-01-2025

dawg banned for not being sauber enough - even a tad unordentlich - for any German folk in the area.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 14-01-2025

NNA banned for the, um, er, consequences of eating to much sauerkraut