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RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 08-12-2022

NNAHere banned for mixing up views of Venus with views of Uranus.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-12-2022

Declan banned for spreading a theory that the Planet Twix is a hidden moon of Mars.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 11-12-2022

NNA is banned for being a lunar-tic


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 11-12-2022

Deja banned for falling asleep on the toilet- she's such a 'loo narcotic'.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 11-12-2022

NNA banned for calling my toilet a drug addict  shock


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 11-12-2022

Deja banned for hiding the key to the toilet from me.


RE: Bogus Bans - ari101 - 11-12-2022

NNAHere banned for turning the snow yellow while in a pinch


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 11-12-2022

ari banned for not heeding the yellow snow warnings being issued by the Met Office.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 12-12-2022

NNA banned for hiding from Ari during his snow escapades, then serenading her with "yellow, is it me you're looking for?"


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 12-12-2022

Deja banned for singing one song to the tune of another, starting with 'Happy Birthday' to the tune of 'The star spangled banner'.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 12-12-2022

NNA banned for playing Little Drummer boy when the babe was just trying to get a Silent Nights sleep


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 12-12-2022

DejaBoo banned from using empty biscuit tins as a drum, as she cannot keep time.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 13-12-2022

Declan banned from emptying the biscuit tins to facilitate Deja's cacophonous performances.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 14-12-2022

NNAHere banned from filling up biscuit tins because they don't play as well when filled.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 14-12-2022

Declan banned for playing with the biscuits instead of eating them.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 14-12-2022

NNAHere banned for not realising that a little bit of foreplay with food adds to the pleasurable experience.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 14-12-2022

Mr. Walsh banned for.... Confused  whatever he is doing ^ up there  Confused


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 15-12-2022

Deja banned for letting her imagination run riot after she spotted Declan nibbling his chocolate biscuit.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 15-12-2022

NNA banned for getting me confused with Butty...


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 15-12-2022

Deja banned for being incredibly difficult to confuse.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 15-12-2022

NNA banned cos there is an insult in there somewhere  Dodgy Tongue  pac ...I just know it  Big Grin


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 15-12-2022

Deja banned for fishing for insults.  Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 16-12-2022

Butty banned for being koi


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-12-2022

Deja banned for thinking that she might replace the sole of her shoes with trout the next time they need a repair.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 16-12-2022

NNA banned for teaching his goldfish to use the computer

...now he has carp-al tuna-el.



(I'll get my coat)


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-12-2022

Deja banned because teaching a fish to use a PC is easy compared to teaching accounting to the TikTok generation.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 16-12-2022

NNA banned for coming up with the phrase 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle' and killing off my fish-bike business practically overnight.  Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 17-12-2022

Butty banned for peddling goods of fishy origin.


RE: Bogus Bans - ari101 - 17-12-2022

NNA banned for being as clever as a fish


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 17-12-2022

ari banned for keeping fish in the bathtub.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 17-12-2022

NNAHere banned for having baths in the fish tank.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 17-12-2022

Declan banned for that plaice must be extremely knowledgeable about geography.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 17-12-2022

NNAHere banned for throwing in red herrings, which is very fishy indeed.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 18-12-2022

Declan banned for painting the white herring red to please the Queen of Hearts.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 18-12-2022

NNA banned for screaming 'off with his head' every time he eats a jellybaby.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 19-12-2022

Butty banned for pleading guilty to having occasionally murdered a pint.


RE: Bogus Bans - ari101 - 19-12-2022

NNA banned for using a guillotine to chop scallions


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 19-12-2022

ari banned for making herself a handbag out of cheese slices and onion skin but then eating it on its first outing because it reminded her of crisps.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 19-12-2022

NNA banned for trying to patent onion and cheese crisps also vinegar and salt crisps.  Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 19-12-2022

Butty banned for missing a gap in the crisps market.