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RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 20-09-2022
Butty banned for witholding the coffee from us poor sleepy shephards
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 20-09-2022
Deja banned for naming the twin lambs "Woolly" and "Thinking" because she had previously named their parents "Fuzzy" and "Logic".
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 21-09-2022
NNA banned, cos he ran out of dwarf names after 7 :p
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-09-2022
Deja banned for nicknaming all of her online acquaintances based on her perception of their dwarf alter-ego.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 22-09-2022
(21-09-2022, 10:06 PM)NNAHere Wrote: Deja banned for nicknaming all of her online acquaintances based on her perception of their dwarf alter-ego.Smarty pants banned. I prefer gnomey mnemonics :p
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-09-2022
Deja banned for trying to get to gnomey better so that she can improve her secret nickname formey.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 24-09-2022
NNA banned for not looking on the bright side of life.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 24-09-2022
Butty banned for seeing the light and promptly switching it off because of the cost of electricity these days.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 24-09-2022
NNA banned for leaving BB in the dark.
(you know it scares him)
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 25-09-2022
Deja banned for sneaking out on me while we were dancing in the dark. It was over an hour before I realised she wasn't there.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 25-09-2022
Butty banned for not realising that his interpretation of "cheek-to-cheek" dancing is what scared Deja away. Please note that cheek-to-cheek dancing doesn't require that you press posteriors together...
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 25-09-2022
NNA banned for always suggesting we do 'dine in the dark' when we go for dinner, only so he can order half the menu and then quietly tiptoe off afterwards leaving me to pay the bill.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 25-09-2022
Butty banned for point-blank refusing to ever just go with a takeaway and insisting that dine-in is the only way.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 26-09-2022
NNAHere banned for not appreciating the finer points of dining in.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 28-09-2022
Declan banned for not appreciating that it's rude to point, especially when dining.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 28-09-2022
NNAHere banned for thinking that's it is okay to point when driving (as opposed to dining).
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 01-10-2022
Declan banned for thinking that 'jogging on the spot' is some sort of acne treatment.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 01-10-2022
NNA banned for a rather spotty theory.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 02-10-2022
Butty banned for playing "connect the dots" with NNA's freckles
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 02-10-2022
Deja banned for a rather freckless comment.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 03-10-2022
BB banned for blaspheme-innuendoing :p
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 03-10-2022
Deja banned for being strong enough to be able to throw the Bible at Butty.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 03-10-2022
NNA banned for bible bashing, literally :p
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 03-10-2022
Deja banned for genuflecting less than 5 times per day.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 03-10-2022
Father NNA banned for being on a knee-d to know basis. I've a medical release - after tripping on a paving stone, one of my kneecaps fell off, true story
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RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 03-10-2022
Sister Dee banned for using her Rosary beads to temporarily fix her bicycle chain.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 03-10-2022
Father NNAHere banned for trying to use his dog collar as a face mask.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 03-10-2022
Dougal Declan banned, cos ^ that would be an ecumenical issue.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 03-10-2022
Deja banned for compiling a secret portfolio of males she considers attractive- she calls it her "acutemenical issue"
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 03-10-2022
NNA banned for publishing the hot priests of Killarney calendar.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-10-2022
Deja banned for offering to trade a sizable proportion of her Toblerone stash in return for a signed copy of said calendar.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 04-10-2022
NNA banned for charging toblerone tax on every copy
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 04-10-2022
Deja banned for breaking my big toe-blerone during line dancing practice yesterday evening.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-10-2022
Butty banned for not practising hard enough to graduate from the line dancing classes to the sine wave dancing classes.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 04-10-2022
NNA banned for teaching Butty to pose in geometrical yoga positions.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 04-10-2022
DejaBoo banned for not appreciating the beauty of geometrical yoga positions.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 04-10-2022
Mr Walsh banned for thinking obtuse is a-cute.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 04-10-2022
Deja banned for going to obtuse lessons every week for over a year before she finallyrealised it was not a musical instrument.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-10-2022
Butty banned for suggesting that Deja is a lyre.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 04-10-2022
NNAHere banned for banging on like a big bass drum.