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RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 15-07-2022
Butty banned for splitting hairs and infinitives but not marriages, thankfully.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 16-07-2022
NNA banned for being all ad infinitum.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-07-2022
Wichita banned for thinking that Latin is a townland in either Cavan or Leitrim.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 16-07-2022
NNA banned for telling me that copper wire was discovered when two cavan men were fighting over a penny.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-07-2022
Butty banned for driving many miles to Cavan in the middle of the night purely so that he could pick a few blackberries and then drive home without paying for them.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 16-07-2022
NNA banned for buying berries on the black market.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-07-2022
Wichita banned for making jam when the sun shines and making hay when it's cold and wet.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 16-07-2022
NNA banned for going into business making and selling snozzberry jam, and then getting sued and bankrupted byWilly Wonka.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 16-07-2022
Butty banned for refusing to swap his Golden Wonka Ticket for my Euromillions winning ticket.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 16-07-2022
NNA banned for forging a Golden Wonka ticket when Butty wouldnt surrender his.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 17-07-2022
Wichita banned for flying the wonkavator into the Dail on the way home from the pub last night.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 17-07-2022
Butty banned for always forgetting to get the Wonkavator booked in for its NCT.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 17-07-2022
NNA banned for not understanding: the crash was caused by too many VATs not NCT.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 17-07-2022
Butty banned for liking an excessively rich diet- he puts his money where his mouth is, apparently.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 18-07-2022
NNA banned for confiscating all Butty's chocolate coins.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 18-07-2022
Wichita banned because they can take my chocolate but they'll never take my freedom!
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 19-07-2022
Butty banned for having a braveheart moment.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 19-07-2022
Wichita banned for talking about fight club.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 19-07-2022
Butty banned for always bringing his hurley stick whenever he was invited to go clubbing by his friends (an unfortunate misunderstanding on his part of the type of clubbing planned)
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 20-07-2022
NNA banned for for some nasty off the ball shennanigans.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 20-07-2022
Butty banned for pucking the sliotar away.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-07-2022
Wichita banned for slitting the sliotar.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 21-07-2022
NNA banned for confiscating my penknife.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-07-2022
Wichita banned for secretly writing to Santa just last night requesting a shiny new bayonet to replace his confiscated penknife.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 21-07-2022
NNA banned for interfering with my mail.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-07-2022
Wichita banned for trying to get away with underpaying the postage cost.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 22-07-2022
NNA banned for stamping on my post.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-07-2022
Wichita banned for having a 'brown envelope' fetish.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 22-07-2022
NNA banned for not covering his envelopes in gravy.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-07-2022
Wichita banned for pouring 'Bisto' into a wine glass and slurping it through a straw.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 22-07-2022
NNA banned for not clutching hard enough at straws.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 22-07-2022
Wichita banned for wearing out my clutch which is the last straw.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-07-2022
Butty banned for believing that if you turn a straw around the opposite way that you get warts.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 23-07-2022
NNA banned for thinking the song went 'Wart! What is it good for?'
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 24-07-2022
Butty banned for singing the warthog song.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 25-07-2022
Wichita banned for signing his name on a warthog.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 26-07-2022
Declan banned for naming his pet cat 'Warthog'
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 30-07-2022
Wichita banned for letting Warthog out of the bag.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 31-07-2022
Butty banned for leaving a warthog in the bagging area at tesco.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 01-08-2022
Wichita banned for failing to see that I was bartering: that warthog was payment for the groceries.