A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar.
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RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 11-05-2022

Dawg banned for mistaking the crackle of a badly tuned station on his wireless for a piece of avant garde music.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 11-05-2022

Declan banned for casting dawg in a weird musical.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 12-05-2022

Wichita banned for thinking that a musical is the same thing as the radio.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 12-05-2022

Declan banned for thinking that "radio" rhymes with "Ray D'Arcy".


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 13-05-2022

NNAHere banned for dragging Ray D'Arcy into the conversation.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 13-05-2022

Declan banned for masterminding the great Bobblehead Ray heist of 2015.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 13-05-2022

Butty banned for re-enacting the great bobblehead heist in interpretive dance.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 14-05-2022

DejaBoo banned for dancing at the crossroads.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 14-05-2022

Wichita banned for making the roads cross


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 14-05-2022

...and confusing the chickens who need to cross them... who knows why!

Dawg banned, "bawk bawk bawk" (said the poor chickens)


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 14-05-2022

Boo banned for failing to teach a funky chicken the proper way to dance


'This is just not good enough' said the judges who awarded an aggregate score of 3.4 before tucking into a stuffed roast chicken dinner
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The funky chicken said that she didn't care and that we could all get stuffed


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 14-05-2022

Dawg banned for fowl-play.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 14-05-2022

Butty banned for not allowing the play to flow.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 14-05-2022

Lineman banned for playing ...any way the wind flows.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 14-05-2022

DejaBoo for thinking I said she was blowing wind. As if I would........


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 14-05-2022

Wichita banned for singing Catch the wind

(  with a few bum notes  Sad . )


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 15-05-2022

dawg banned for putting holes in the FOG windsock.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 15-05-2022

Witchita banned for withdrawing money from the FOG kitty to have the FOG windsock professionally mended, then trousering the dosh and trying to repair it himself on the qt, and making a DARNED mess of it. Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 15-05-2022

Butty banned for attempting to stitch up Wichita for sock-puppetry.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 15-05-2022

NNA banned for stitching my finger puppets shut.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 15-05-2022

Wichi banned for sticking his fingers up the puppets without clearance.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 15-05-2022

Declan banned for taking off without permission.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 15-05-2022

Lineman banned for sticking to his guns....

... literally, he super-glued them to his fingers.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 15-05-2022

Boo banned for confusing Sooty, Kermit and a whole bunch of their puppet pals by telling them they have a right to bare arms


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 16-05-2022

dawg banned for arming naked bears.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 16-05-2022

Wichita banned for dissing the analysts and insisting the the bull run still has legs .  You ain't in Pamplona now Mr Lineman !


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 16-05-2022

dawg banned for walking the bull.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 17-05-2022

Wichi banned for talking the bull.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 17-05-2022

Declan banned for creating a health and safety focussed version of running with the bulls: running with the kittens and puppies.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 17-05-2022

Butty banned for denying me simple pleasures like playing with kittens and puppies.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 17-05-2022

Declan banned for playing poker with the puppies and kittens and relieving them of all their money.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 17-05-2022

Butty banned for playing with the poker and nearly getting everybody in the eye.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 17-05-2022

Declan banned for giving us all an eyeful.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 18-05-2022

Wichita banned for insisting that everyone takes the stairs to the top of the Eiffel tower


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 18-05-2022

Dawg banned for confusing the Martello Tower with the Eiffel Tower.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 18-05-2022

Declan banned for being useless, oh I meant being Ulysess.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 20-05-2022

Wichita banned for reading Finnegans Wake and then going on and on about Woke Finnegan


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 21-05-2022

dawg banned for feeling drowsy.


RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 21-05-2022

Lineman banned for running around his bed, to catch up on his sleep.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 21-05-2022

DejaBoo banned for running after sheep in the flower beds.