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RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 23-02-2022

Declan banned for secretly thinking that dawg looked better wearing the mask.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 24-02-2022

NNA banned for masking the doggie smell with Brut.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 24-02-2022

Wichita banned for letting the dog out of the bag.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 24-02-2022

Declan banned for forcing Dawg into the bag in the first place.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 24-02-2022

Butty banned for dragging poor Dawg into the conversation when I never actually mentioned him.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 24-02-2022

Declan banned for secretly wishing for the dog days of summer


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 25-02-2022

Dawg banned for drawing attention to himself yet again.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 25-02-2022

Declan banned for bringing old dogma for a walk


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 25-02-2022

Dawg banned for spreading doggerel at the church supper.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 25-02-2022

Butty banned for paws-ing while giving the sermon


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 25-02-2022

dawg banned for preaching to the converted.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 26-02-2022

Wichita banned for believing that only clergy wear a dog collar


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 26-02-2022

Dawg banned for only ever drinking communion wine: 6 days a week.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 26-02-2022

Butty banned for suggesting that I'm a 6 day adventist


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 27-02-2022

Dawg banned for preaching that on the 7th day God chilled out by going for a drive in the Avensis.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 27-02-2022

Butty banned for driving us batty.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 27-02-2022

Wichita banned for dressing as Batman and perching on the roof of Tescos every night.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 27-02-2022

Butty banned for asking Wichita if he Gotham for the sandwiches from Tesco.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 27-02-2022

NNA banned for saying he was Robin when asked  what he was doing in Tesco


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 27-02-2022

dawg banned as every little helps.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 01-03-2022

Wichita banned for trying to use the 'every little helps' phrase to get away with doing the bare minimum of housework.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 01-03-2022

NNA banned for alleging I dont do my chores.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 01-03-2022

Wichita banned for trying to dodge mowing the lawn duty because he doesn't want to harm the daisies.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 01-03-2022

NNA banned for telling me in the pub that he was heading home as he had some important chores to do.
'What chores?' I asked. 'A double vodka and tonic thanks' he replied. Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 01-03-2022

Butty banned for skimping on the doubles.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 01-03-2022

Wichita banned for wearing something too skimpy.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 01-03-2022

Declan banned for refusing to put his skimpies in the bagging area


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 02-03-2022

dawg banned for putting a hole in Declans bag.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 02-03-2022

Wichita banned for using an old sock to plug the hole in Declan's bag.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 03-03-2022

NNA banned for socking it to Declan.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 03-03-2022

Wichita banned for bringing back memories of Rowan & Martin's laugh-in

Take it away Goldie
Big Al had a lot of medicine last night
The Flying fickle finger of fate

Always with a 'Very Interesting' ending



RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 03-03-2022

Dawg banned for telling me he saw a spaceman.
 What did you do? I asked. 'I parked in it, man' he replied. Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 04-03-2022

Butty banned for typing out every terrible pun he reads in the book he was given for his birthday and then copying and pasting them here.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 04-03-2022

NNA banned for pasting over the cracks.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 05-03-2022

Wichita banned for cracking open a tin of glue and then telling us to 'get stuck in'.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 05-03-2022

NNAHere banned for not noticing the difference between a tin of beer and a tin of glue, giving rise to a rather sticky situation.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 05-03-2022

Declan banned for, apparently, not understanding that a tin of glue is not to be sniffed at


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 06-03-2022

Dawg banned for telling me about this new book he just bought. Apparently he can't put it down. What's it called? I asked him.
'The Complete History of Super Glue' he replied. Dodgy


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 06-03-2022

Butty banned for getting stuck in a particularly loopy loop.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 06-03-2022

NNA banned for trying to unring the bell.