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RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 19-02-2022

Wichita unbanned 'cause dawg is so tired he cant use the ban hammer properly


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 19-02-2022

dawg banned for so far not yet meeting his daily ban quota.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 19-02-2022

NNAHere banned for kicking Dawg when he is down.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 19-02-2022

Declan banned for not playing by the law of the jungle.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 19-02-2022

NNA banned for not welcoming me to the jungle.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 19-02-2022

Butty banned for visiting the jungle without bringing a case of chilled champers as a gift........and then complaining about not being welcomed


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 20-02-2022

Dawg banned for reminding me that a crocodile stole my bottle of Bolly as I was crossing the Limpopo on the way to NNA's tree house.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 20-02-2022

Butty banned for offering a bottle of Milk of Magnesia as a gift in place of the bottle of Bollinger.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 20-02-2022

NNA banned for putting the bolly into Bollywood.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 20-02-2022

Wichita banned for adding garam masala to the champers


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-02-2022

dawg banned for experimenting with using yoghurt as an organic, alternative shaving cream.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 21-02-2022

NNA banned for only shaving his chin once a month.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 21-02-2022

Wichita banned for alleging that NNA shaves other things, apart from his chin, more than once a month.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-02-2022

Butty banned for not acknowledging me as a smooth operator in more ways than one.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 21-02-2022

NNA banned for being a smooth criminal.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 21-02-2022

Butty banned for losing the keys to the detention room.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 21-02-2022

NNAHere banned for detaining us with corny detention jokes.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 21-02-2022

Declan banned for giving an extraordinary rendition of Fly Me To the Moon.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 21-02-2022

Butty banned for taking the album 'Technoking'* and 'Fly Me To The Moon' a bit too literally

* by The Musketeer  (  https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1495229521443770370?cxt=HHwWhMCqtfzUj8ApAAAA  )


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 21-02-2022

Dawg banned for not getting the idea of deejay mixes.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 21-02-2022

Declan banned for not being able to makeup his mind at the pick-n-mix .


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 22-02-2022

dawg banned for weighing up every opportunity.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 22-02-2022

Wichita banned for affording no opportunity.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-02-2022

Declan banned for wondering how the rate of inflation impacts on the balloon industry.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 22-02-2022

Declan banned for hosting Opportunity Knocks.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-02-2022

Wichita banned for popping all the Rice Krispies.


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 22-02-2022

NNAHere banned for not getting their own cereal.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 22-02-2022

Declan banned for stocking up on Pop Tarts in case there's a prolonged snowstorm.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 22-02-2022

NNA banned for preferring an iced fancy with his afternoon china tea


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 22-02-2022

Dawg banned for not observing the protocols for afternoon high tea.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 22-02-2022

Declan banned for hiding the cucumber sandwiches in his pockets and scoffing all the scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 23-02-2022

dawg banned for out Wimbledoning Wimbledon.


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 23-02-2022

Wichita banned for wondering if using a tennis racket to play golf might improve his score.


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 23-02-2022

NNA banned for his golf racket: he nicks players' balls off the green after they tee off and then sells them back to them later.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 23-02-2022

Butty banned for having a suspiciously detailed knowledge of the game that  NNA plays


RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 23-02-2022

Dawg banned for insinuating that I was a capo in NNA's stolen golf ball cartel. Confused


RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 23-02-2022

Butty banned for trying to convince us he's Italian by always carrying a handful of spaghetti with him everywhere he goes.


RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 23-02-2022

NNA banned for stringing us along.


RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 23-02-2022

NNA banned for not stuffing his pockets with free samples at the end of the Heinz Spag Bol factory tour


RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 23-02-2022

Dawg banned for unmasking the Free Samples Thief as himself.