+- A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar. (https://forumofgames.com)
+-- Forum: Chain Games (https://forumofgames.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=24)
+--- Forum: Chain Games (https://forumofgames.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Thread: Bogus Bans (/showthread.php?tid=127)
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 07-12-2021
Deja banned for saying 'come inside, you must be fresian out here' to NNA's cattle.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 07-12-2021
Butty banned for walking his cow across the road every time he wants milk ....to get to the udder side
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 07-12-2021
DejaBoo banned for milking all the cow puns for all it's worth.
RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 07-12-2021
Declan banned for creaming off the best cow puns
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 07-12-2021
Dawg banned for squeezing the last bit of juice out of the cow puns.
RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 07-12-2021
Declan banned for drinking all the tomato juice before Bloody Mary and all the other guests arrive for the party
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 08-12-2021
Dawg banned for being a marteeni bit absinthe-minded ...and thinking beer cures what ales ya.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-12-2021
Deja banned for boiling vodka in the kettle when when making tea or coffee.
RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 08-12-2021
NNA banned for dipping the Christmas party crisps in milk
( https://www.food.gov.uk/news-alerts/alert/fsa-aa-76-2021 )
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-12-2021
Dawg banned for not believing that calcium is good for the bones and teeth.
RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 08-12-2021
NNA banned for not being a fully paid up member of The Nanny State
![[Image: tenor.gif]](https://media.tenor.com/images/bde28e1744841db62bc656e9355d20ad/tenor.gif)
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-12-2021
Dawg banned for forgetting to send out the annual reminders to everyone to pay their Nanny State subscriptions.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 08-12-2021
NNA banned because his nanny goat grabbed the reminders out of Dawg's hand and ate them when he stopped to pet her on the way to the post box.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 08-12-2021
Butty banned for blaming the dawg goat for eating his homework.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 08-12-2021
Deja banned for stealing food off the goat and making it hungry.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 08-12-2021
BB banned for feeding the goat my favourite food group...
...crisps
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 08-12-2021
Deja banned for liking crisps so much, she burns the sausages to a crisp.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 09-12-2021
NNA banned for thinking cocktail sausages had to be fried in vodka.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 09-12-2021
Lineman banned for serving up saucey sausages.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-12-2021
Deja banned for eating all of the rashers.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 09-12-2021
NNAHere banned for always wanting somebody else's food.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-12-2021
Declan banned for dining in darkness in case anyone sees what he's eating.
RE: Bogus Bans - dawg - 09-12-2021
(09-12-2021, 06:55 PM)Declan A Walsh Wrote: NNAHere banned for always wanting somebody else's food.
This is a very honorable desire ( that is not unknown to me ), Declan banned for insinuating otherwise
NNA banned for turning the lights off when Declan is eating
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-12-2021
Dawg banned for wearing tinsel in his hair throughout December.
RE: Bogus Bans - Declan A Walsh - 09-12-2021
NNAHere banned for glueing a Christmas tree star to her nose.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 09-12-2021
Declan banned for tying jingle bells to his Christmas jumper.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 09-12-2021
Deja banned for planning to distract Santa and the elves so that she could take the sleigh out for a joyride.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 10-12-2021
NNA banned for taking the joy out of sound financial planning.
RE: Bogus Bans - DejaBoo - 10-12-2021
Lineman banned for setting tax to music.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 10-12-2021
DejaBoo banned for evading the musical tax.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 10-12-2021
Wichita banned for releasing a terrible sax cover of Taxman by the Beatles.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 10-12-2021
Butty banned for covering my Beatles LP's in clingfilm.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 10-12-2021
Wichita banned for not realising that I was trying to pass them off as unopened originals on ebay. I was generously willing to split the profits 70/30 in my favour too.
RE: Bogus Bans - Wichita Lineman - 10-12-2021
Butty banned for profiteering.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 10-12-2021
Wichita banned for eating lunch, which according to my hero Gordon Gekko, is for wimps.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 10-12-2021
Butty banned for trying to sustain himself on a diet of Euros, Sterling and Dollars
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 10-12-2021
NNA banned for not knowing that cash is virtually fat free. I don't look this good by accident you know.
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 10-12-2021
Butty banned for indulging in an excessively rich diet.
RE: Bogus Bans - Butty Brennan - 10-12-2021
NNA banned for promoting a cashless society. I will starve to death!
RE: Bogus Bans - NNAHere - 10-12-2021
Butty banned for having to bang his head against the 'pay-by-tap' machines during the pandemic.