A sheep, a werewolf and a walrus walk into a bar. - Sheep Rustling 4

No need to apologise!

Sorry - thought I'd sent it last night but I forgot, then not been online much today as it's munchkin one's birthday Smile

Just need to go back over the PMs to make sure I didn't jot any down wrong, reveal at 8!

(01-06-2022, 06:51 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Just @Mam of 4 and @E.N. to submit, or I missed a PM...

I'm going to have my Wednesday chipper, so no rush!

Batter sausage and onion rings tonight. If they just did fried batter, I'd eat a tub of it!

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You'll be sharing my attention with the Fairfax County Court at 8pm 😅

Sorry to anyone subjected to my Eurovision question. I was watching Eurovision when I entered the game 🤣

Alrighty! Our scores sit at 31 to 36, can the Reds kick a winning goal tonight or will it be a Red card? Can the Blues hang onto their lead or will it be nil pointe?!

Necro and ari have set our final questions, a lot of options on both. Let's see how we got on.

Please be patient, I fear I might have to go non-keyboard gifs for the damn footballers...

(01-06-2022, 08:12 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Alrighty! Our scores sit at 31 to 36, can the Reds kick a winning goal tonight or will it be a Red card? Can the Blues hang onto their lead or will it be nil pointe?!

Necro and ari have set our final questions, a lot of options on both. Let's see how we got on.

Please be patient, I fear I might have to go non-keyboard gifs for the damn footballers...

We picked more than one so!? Damn pac

(01-06-2022, 08:12 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Alrighty! Our scores sit at 31 to 36, can the Reds kick a winning goal tonight or will it be a Red card? Can the Blues hang onto their lead or will it be nil pointe?!

I'm way behind on the thread, but well fekin done Red team on the comeback!

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Reds up first, as per. (jaysus my keyboard could predict that whole sentence!)

So it's Arsenal's 03/04 Invincibles squad, has Necro chosen wisely to bring the Blues a third win, has our Red team become of one mind finally?

Well with 6 players mentioned across a team of 7, it's not looking too promising for Reds.

Leggy had no idea who any of them were (like myself) so after circling the field and running away from the ball, decided on Ray Parlour

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Wichy said...

Quote: I wont go for the bluffing double bluff with a bluff on the reverse of a bluff this time. I'll not got for the cheating French Henry handballer either, but I will take a punt on a gentleman of the game and a classy player to boot - Dennis Bergkamp.

he hits off the bar and misses out

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Aaron's shot goes wide with Robert Pires as

Quote: Well I'm definitely not picking that bastard Thierry Henry - yes, I do still hold a grudge

mam ignores the rest of the team, turns up late for the match, and sets up for some tea and cake on the sidelines, randomly pointing to Graham Stack

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ari is given a Red card and sent off for daring to mention the traitor that is Thierry Henry

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lorc and Kol managed to pull it together for 2 potential points with captain Patrick Vieira

Lorc reckons.

Quote: The rustle answer today has to be Viera or Henry, I'd bet the game on it! Problem is we have to score, so kinda need to risk it, if it was earlier in the game I would have said Robert Pires Or Denis Bergkamp as my answer

More than likely will be rustled but I'll go with the captain Patrick Viera

So only 2 potential points here, if Necro misses the rustle, and ari can grab 4 or more with a bunch of Blue aces, then Reds can do it... Its tight tonight!

Goalkeepers are underrated imo , sure every team would score goals galore without them 😁

I hadn't a fecking clue !

I'm sorry to laugh Mam but even Graham Stacks Mam wouldnt have picked him as being in the invincibles!

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(01-06-2022, 08:38 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]Goalkeepers are underrated imo , sure every team would score goals galore without them 😁

I hadn't a fecking clue !

Pretty sure he was the sub keeper Tongue

Jens lehmann was the 1st choice keeper

(01-06-2022, 08:40 PM)Wichita Lineman Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sorry to laugh Mam but even Graham Stacks Mam wouldnt have picked him as being in the invincibles!

Oh....... oops 😂😂

Sorry everyone!

(01-06-2022, 08:40 PM)lorcand1990 Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2022, 08:38 PM)Mam of 4 Wrote: [ -> ]Goalkeepers are underrated imo , sure every team would score goals galore without them 😁

I hadn't a fecking clue !
Pretty sure he was the sub keeper

Jens lehmann was the 1st choice keeper

Ah lord 🙈

Don't tell me anything else please!

(01-06-2022, 08:39 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

How exactly do YOU know how much a whore in a church sweats? Just asking 😜

Well this late capitulation is definitely more in tune with arsenal's current form!

(01-06-2022, 08:43 PM)Jluv Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2022, 08:39 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

How exactly do YOU know how much a whore in a church sweats? Just asking 😜

She came to Mass with me ..... on a hot day...

😂😂😇😇😇😇

JOKE!!!

(01-06-2022, 08:43 PM)Jluv Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2022, 08:39 PM)Leg End Reject Wrote: [ -> ]

How exactly do YOU know how much a whore in a church sweats? Just asking 😜

Mam told me. 😎

Snap Mam!!! 🤣🤣

Ari sets the Blues up with plenty of choices for multiple time Eurovision winning countries. I'm about as intetested in Eurovision as I am in Arsenal Invincibles, so these were well matched questions!

Over our 7 players, we have 5 countries! This is not a high scoring round for either team.

Necro goes in aggressively with

Quote: Well Ireland is the obvious rustle. AVOID! (Sorry I'm trying to communicate with my teammates mentally)

I'm gonna go for our nearest neighbours

The United Kingdom

The five time
Five time
Five time!!!

Winners.

Now can you dig that.....

nothing!!!!!

He is sadly a solo act, but will his telepathic message reach his teammates?

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Trigs heard his cries...

Quote: Think ireland is still the most successful and would probably be an easy rustle, so will stay away from those and UK and go for

SWEDEN

It's another sad solo attempt

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jluv opted for a country who won 5 times, last in 1984, who were relegated in 1993 and never returned, which is apt for it's pointless score here, Luxembourg

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EN lost his sparkly shirt on the way to the stage, joining Ukraine in the winners circle, who are all wondering who he is

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liz, dave and Spears were fiercly loyal to our record holding wee island, Ireland, so there's 3 possible points up for grabs!

Dave notes...

Quote: It's the obvious answer, so I'm picking the obvious answer because I just don't know what way these lunatics are thinking anymore. I've tried to get in the head of the rustler, I'd tried the second most obvious choice, I've tried the obvious choice, I give up. 😁😠

Can ari be the one to to steal those 3 points, by some miracle, also have Necro miss the rustle, bringing it to 36 all, and relying solely on some bonus points?!

Or is it all over for the Reds?

Find out after this chocolate break

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Mam and I are sweating again. Confused

Mam and Leggy

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(01-06-2022, 08:56 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]Find out after this chocolate break

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We seriously need to put @nothing on a diet😜

It's not looking good reds. Break out the sad faces..............

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(01-06-2022, 09:10 PM)Jluv Wrote: [ -> ]We seriously need to put @nothing on a diet😜

No joke, I was at unislim this evening pac

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Life's too short to not enjoy the things you like . Simple as that .

No innuendo intended!

(01-06-2022, 09:15 PM)nothing Wrote: [ -> ]
(01-06-2022, 09:10 PM)Jluv Wrote: [ -> ]We seriously need to put @nothing on a diet😜

No joke, I was at unislim this evening

I think you might have misheard what was said if you had a chipper and chocolate.

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-100pts for dissing the Doc!!!!!

Ah lads and lassies I know the end is nigh, but genuinely get some laughs from this thread!