Declan raised a glass to Deja's Dirty Dancing moves.
Baseless Lies
13-12-2022, 10:50 AM
Deja spent several hours cleaning and scrubbing away all of the evidence of her * improper dancing*
13-12-2022, 02:17 PM
NNA thinks 'Bang Bang' by Jessie J is a song about the best way to clean using Cillit Bang
If you don't know, just accept the first answer on google...
13-12-2022, 03:34 PM
ari thinks Cillit Bang is much better for greasy hair than Head & Shoulders.
13-12-2022, 05:15 PM
NNA has to sing "Heads. shoulders, knees, and toes" when he showers ...just to make sure all parts get clean
13-12-2022, 07:28 PM
Deja didn't think of modifying the lyrics to the above so that the bits in the middle weren't missed out...
NNA does not enjoy shocking the Boo outta me
14-12-2022, 10:10 AM
Every Halloween, DejaBoo goes around all the neighbourhood shouting Boo! when people answer the door.
14-12-2022, 07:51 PM
Deja thinks that making a golf ball out of chewing gum should enhance its bounciness and give her an advantage in her next game.
NNA thought chewing gum would bounce his bahookie off the icey driveway.... but alas
Deja stuck chewing gum to the tyres of my bike as a safety measure for Winter.
15-12-2022, 11:54 AM
Deja likes to burst my bubbles and sometimes my bike's tyres...
15-12-2022, 06:52 PM
Deja spent so long putting up Christmas decorations yesterday that she was rushed to hospital this morning with acute tinselitis.
16-12-2022, 05:42 AM
Butty is a klepto elf.... steals from the rich and gives to the poor... Butty is Ribbon Hood.
16-12-2022, 10:49 PM
Deja gave her elf on the shelf to Buddy the dog as a chew toy because she simply can't say no to those puppy dog eyes.
17-12-2022, 10:48 AM
Deja wrote that famous song 'if you don't Gnomey by now'.
17-12-2022, 02:43 PM
Deja banned for goblin' up all the cake.
17-12-2022, 08:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 17-12-2022, 08:21 PM by Declan A Walsh.)
17-12-2022, 09:45 PM
Oh....sorry and thanks! A Baseless lie now follows:
Declan is an excellent baker of delicious cakes.
Declan is an excellent baker of delicious cakes.
17-12-2022, 11:50 PM
18-12-2022, 12:43 AM
Declan once demonstrated that it's possible to fit something square into something round by using a round plate for a square meal.
18-12-2022, 04:37 PM
NNA promised to cook me a square meal, then served me up a birds eye potato waffle.
19-12-2022, 12:28 PM
Butty took all day to finish his square meal because he spent so much time cutting it into a variety of other shapes.
19-12-2022, 01:10 PM
NNA lives on curly fries and curlywurlies.
If you don't know, just accept the first answer on google...
19-12-2022, 01:21 PM
ari uses her own hair-straightener to keep the wool on her flock of sheep in order.
19-12-2022, 06:25 PM
Deja's hair has a mind of its own and is very disobedient and uncooperative.
19-12-2022, 07:58 PM
DejaBoo thinks she has figured out the identity of an FOG user every time she stands near someone in the shop.
19-12-2022, 08:46 PM
Declan's friend once asked to meet him at the Gap so they could go shopping. Declan never showed up because he was waiting at the gate of the field all day.
19-12-2022, 10:25 PM
Butty once said he had a friend.
20-12-2022, 01:40 PM
Declan was that one time friend of Butty.
20-12-2022, 10:03 PM
Deja is very strict with Buddy.
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