Bogus Bans

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg banned for mistaking the crackle of a badly tuned station on his wireless for a piece of avant garde music.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for casting dawg in a weird musical.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichita banned for thinking that a musical is the same thing as the radio.

[NNAHere]

Declan banned for thinking that "radio" rhymes with "Ray D'Arcy".

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere banned for dragging Ray D'Arcy into the conversation.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for masterminding the great Bobblehead Ray heist of 2015.

[DejaBoo]

Butty banned for re-enacting the great bobblehead heist in interpretive dance.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo banned for dancing at the crossroads.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for making the roads cross

[DejaBoo]

...and confusing the chickens who need to cross them... who knows why!

Dawg banned, "bawk bawk bawk" (said the poor chickens)

[dawg]

Boo banned for failing to teach a funky chicken the proper way to dance


'This is just not good enough' said the judges who awarded an aggregate score of 3.4 before tucking into a stuffed roast chicken dinner


The funky chicken said that she didn't care and that we could all get stuffed

[Butty Brennan]

Dawg banned for fowl-play.

[Wichita Lineman]

Butty banned for not allowing the play to flow.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman banned for playing ...any way the wind flows.

[Wichita Lineman]

DejaBoo for thinking I said she was blowing wind. As if I would........

[dawg]

Wichita banned for singing Catch the wind

(  with a few bum notes  . )

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for putting holes in the FOG windsock.

[Butty Brennan]

Witchita banned for withdrawing money from the FOG kitty to have the FOG windsock professionally mended, then trousering the dosh and trying to repair it himself on the qt, and making a DARNED mess of it.

[NNAHere]

Butty banned for attempting to stitch up Wichita for sock-puppetry.

[Wichita Lineman]

NNA banned for stitching my finger puppets shut.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichi banned for sticking his fingers up the puppets without clearance.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for taking off without permission.

[DejaBoo]

Lineman banned for sticking to his guns....

... literally, he super-glued them to his fingers.

[dawg]

Boo banned for confusing Sooty, Kermit and a whole bunch of their puppet pals by telling them they have a right to bare arms

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for arming naked bears.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for dissing the analysts and insisting the the bull run still has legs .  You ain't in Pamplona now Mr Lineman !

[Wichita Lineman]

dawg banned for walking the bull.

[Declan A Walsh]

Wichi banned for talking the bull.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for creating a health and safety focussed version of running with the bulls: running with the kittens and puppies.

[Declan A Walsh]

Butty banned for denying me simple pleasures like playing with kittens and puppies.

[Butty Brennan]

Declan banned for playing poker with the puppies and kittens and relieving them of all their money.

[Declan A Walsh]

Butty banned for playing with the poker and nearly getting everybody in the eye.

[Wichita Lineman]

Declan banned for giving us all an eyeful.

[dawg]

Wichita banned for insisting that everyone takes the stairs to the top of the Eiffel tower