You can't do that!

[dawg]

Despite over 2 years of trying, Boo still cant make half way decent catnip ketchup

[NNAHere]

dawg has tried but just can't get the right consistency of catnip so that it would work as cheap homemade lipstick.

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't get his special blend of catlipstick through customs when he travels.

[dawg]

Boo still cant figure out how to make drip free 'paint on' lipstick

[NNAHere]

dawg can't wait to have a sample of Deja's next cosmic cosmetic offering, Colon Odour (apparently it's a cut price Eau de Cologne).

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't make me want to hurl more than with ^ that stinky comment. .....ewhhhhhh

[NNAHere]

Deja can't understand why anyone would want to play the traditional Irish game of hurling, mainly because she has an entirely different understanding of what the game actually entails you doing.

[DejaBoo]

NNA just can't grasp the concept of tossing one's cookies.

[dawg]

Seems that Boo just cant manage to make cookies that are crisp but not burnt

[NNAHere]

dawg can't help herself to a dozen of Boo's cookies, even if they are a tad burnt.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere can't say "cookie" without following up with the clarification that it is also known as "biscuit".

[NNAHere]

Declan can't resist using the mind-Atlantic accent and mannerisms at every opportunity- it's 'super fun' to do, after all.

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't spell mid in his mind :p

[dawg]

Boo cant seem to understand that NNA still lives in the mind-ages ( wasnt that around 1975 - 1985 ? )

[Declan A Walsh]

Dawg can't distinguish between front doors (bit awkward when coming home).

[NNAHere]

Declan can't resist ringing the doorbell of every 10th house he passes.

[dawg]

NNA cant count up to ten

[NNAHere]

dawg can't allow the microwave to reach zero in case it explodes.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere can't leave the house without removing all the pictures off the wall.

[NNAHere]

Declan can't climb the walls like Spiderman can.

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't contain his disgust over the troubled T-toddler trying to take over St Patricks day.

[NNAHere]

Deja can't wait for the "Day of Trumplacement" to happen in a max of 4 years... but maybe sooner....

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't see the relief on my face if ^ that day ever comes.

[NNAHere]

Deja can't get enough news about the political madness engulfing the US of A.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere can't listen to the news on tv or radio without a very strong coffee (or stronger drink) in his hand.

[DejaBoo]

Declan can't whistle a happy tune without hiccuping (from the ^ strong drink he shared with NNA during their news marathon).

[dawg]

Boo, has total recall of the past because she never touches a drop of the hard stuff

[DejaBoo]

dawg can't just disappear ...

....and expect us to be happy about it

[DejaBoo]

Deja can't get anyone to play chain games with her.

[NNAHere]

Deja can't play the violin skillfully.

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't blame me for trying *sniffle*

[Declan A Walsh]

Deja can't play any instrument unless she has a sniffle beforehand.

[DejaBoo]

Declan can't listen to the heavenly music without booing :p

[Declan A Walsh]

Dejaboo can't listen to the devil's music without cheering.

[NNAHere]

Declan can't stay still in a seat for more than 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere can't pass a seat without giving it a person's name.

[NNAHere]

Declan can't pass up any chance of sitting on a seat if it's named 'Mary'.

[DejaBoo]

NNA has named all his seats "Ralph"

[NNAHere]

Deja can't remember the idea behind this particular thread 😉

[DejaBoo]

NNA can't cure my insomnia to prevent such thread errors :p