The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis

[Frank the Tank]

Good morning all and sundry!

I was riding this morning 😉 and pondering yesterday's events. I must say, I'm very concerned about the loss of two lovely ladies, when the women here are already so underrepresented!

Men, we must do everything we can to protect the women today. I know one she-wolf hides among them (but she doesn't hide from me!), however I think it's best to concentrate on finding the males. Or it's going to become a veritable penis fest in here!

Have you anything else to contribute apart from your attempting to single-handedly resurrect the me too movement.

Keep the pints coming Moe and we'll pry some facts out of this lot yet.

[Prada the Seamstress]

Pat has not denied he married his cousin. I see no reason to let it go. What harm is it doing anyways, you'd swear the thread was super busy.

Maybe Pats cousin is very attractive Prada, can't blame a fella for that can you?

Literally just burst out laughing at work, thanks for that!!

[lorcand1990]

@Moe the Innkeeper has had an empty vodka bottle thrown at them. It smashed on their head and killed them.

@Moe the Innkeeper was a Jabroni

[Vernon the Ranger]

There was a total of 13 posts yesterday morning (I didn’t include the middle of the night ones). The only players that would know it was a flavour munch were wolves. 

Maeve (2 posts), Chris (2), Donald (2), Prada (2), Dexter (1), Frank (1), Boris (3). 

Players to interact with Donald - Dexter & Prada. 

Ask yourself if all wolves abstain from posting leading up to a munch. 

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There were 46 posts leading up to Maeve’s poisoning. 

Maeve (1), Boris (5 till midday), Amy (1 after munch), Dexter (6 till 12.30), Prada (13 throughout), Chris (1 after munch), Kevin (9 till midday), Moe (4 till midday), Laura (1 before midday), Pat (3 - 45 min before poison), Ben (3 - before poison)

Make of this what you will

[lorcand1990]

All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

[Moe the Innkeeper]

Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

Not hairy at all, well groomed I am. Snappy, of course I am. The inn was quieter than Rhoda the Spinster last night. This werewolf business is bad for custom. You seem unbothered though. More concerned with women than wolves.

[lorcand1990]

@Betty the Beggar has had an empty vodka bottle thrown at them. It smashed on their head and killed them.

@Betty the Beggar was a Jabroni

[Trigger]

Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

Not hairy at all, well groomed I am. Snappy, of course I am. The inn was quieter than Rhoda the Spinster last night. This werewolf business is bad for custom. You seem unbothered though. More concerned with women than wolves.

MOD: You Dead

[lorcand1990]

Not much else to say until more join us. It's very quiet in here this morning. Must have been a late night at the inn.

Personally I had an early night. Looks like these don't happen by accident. Sleep is imperitive to maintain this youthful, gorgeous face of mine.

You wouldn't know much about that @Moe the Innkeeper. Very hairy aren't you? Very snappy too. Interesting.

Not hairy at all, well groomed I am. Snappy, of course I am. The inn was quieter than Rhoda the Spinster last night. This werewolf business is bad for custom. You seem unbothered though. More concerned with women than wolves.

You dead, Moe

[Frank the Tank]

If Moes dead who'll pour the damn drinks ☹️

Also 3 dead just like that, how is that even possible, thought there was only one kill per morning?

[Pat the Baker]

Two vodka bottles this morning, any idea what's gone on there? Not the vig as that would be a shot, surely. Anyone who knows the show know the implications of throwing a vodka bottle at someone?

[Robin the Jester]

People are getting very tetchy. Perhaps because @Gordon the Cook hasn't shown up yet. Are we hangry? Personally, I try to keep fit and trim ( 😉 @Laura the Lace Mistress) so I'm not too bothered. All the same it might be helpful if @Robin the Jester was around to lighten the mood. I'm sure @Vernon the Ranger is off somewhere securing the perimeter or perhaps he's hiding out so we don't see him for what he really is? 🐺 Just a thought.
I know @Rhoda the Spinster is around here somewhere. She was giving me the eye in the inn last night. Not my type I'm afraid.

All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

Enter me, he says in parentheses.

[Pat the Baker]

If Moes dead who'll pour the damn drinks ☹️

Also 3 dead just like that, how is that even possible, thought there was only one kill per morning?

Possibly the serial killer in action with the vodka bottles, I dont know the show so. I don't have a good explanation. One of the kills was the wolves munch

[Prada the Seamstress]

Two vodka bottles this morning, any idea what's gone on there? Not the vig as that would be a shot, surely. Anyone who knows the show know the implications of throwing a vodka bottle at someone?

Definitely the SK I'd imagine. One prior to munch one after so likely a 24 hr anytime kill cycle?

[Chris the Carpenter]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

[Pat the Baker]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

Newbies are red flags with that deduction

[Dexter the Dragoon]

Another good woman lost. Betty you will be missed.

Admittedly I was of the belief that Wendy was our she-wolf. I feel bad about that now. Maybe I should have given her the opportunity to make up for her comment about my girth. Or indeed allowed her to see the error of her ways herself 😉.

Too late now. But I must again implore my fellow men to protect the women at all costs!! We'll be stuck with just the spinster at this rate.

[Frank the Tank]

People are getting very tetchy. Perhaps because @Gordon the Cook hasn't shown up yet. Are we hangry? Personally, I try to keep fit and trim ( 😉 @Laura the Lace Mistress) so I'm not too bothered. All the same it might be helpful if @Robin the Jester was around to lighten the mood. I'm sure @Vernon the Ranger is off somewhere securing the perimeter or perhaps he's hiding out so we don't see him for what he really is? 🐺 Just a thought.
I know @Rhoda the Spinster is around here somewhere. She was giving me the eye in the inn last night. Not my type I'm afraid.

All was quiet in Philadelphia, however one player thought it would be a good idea to head to Paddy’s for a late night drink.

Wanting to take the edge off the 1st yeet, @Wendy the Wench sat down at the bar. They felt a slight twinge and noticed they had sat on a tampered bar stool. They stood up to find a huge nail had gone through them (I don’t think I need to tell you where the entry point was). With nobody around to save them, other than a cackle of the Dee & The McPoyles, they succumbed to their injury.


@Wendy the Wench is dead

@Wendy the Wench was a Jabroni

Substitutions will be taking place on the Gordon the Cook & Robin the Jester accounts

Enter me, he says in parentheses.

I've that song stuck in my head now!! 



But that's OK cause its brilliant 😄

[Robin the Jester]

Two vodka bottles this morning, any idea what's gone on there? Not the vig as that would be a shot, surely. Anyone who knows the show know the implications of throwing a vodka bottle at someone?

My guess is it's the waitress. I don't know the show to know if there is a tie in with the waitress and vodka or not.

D2 and we have 6 village dead already. The mess of last night's lunch. Nobody declaring on thread beforehand, no FFAs. We need to be more strategic than that. The quietness on the thread is only helping the wolves.

I'm guessing Wendy throwing shade Edward's way just before Edward was killed made the wolves think she was the village vig.

[Prada the Seamstress]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

Timing suggests differently. One was before the munch, one directly after. Different phases

[Pat the Baker]

Who is up for a little game of shoot, peek, protect?

I think we need more info on the thread as to who is after/looking out for who.

[Chris the Carpenter]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

Timing suggests differently. One was before the munch, one directly after. Different phases

Would that not suggests that the one before much was yesterday's shot?

[Robin the Jester]

Well that sucks.

@Laura the Lace Mistress why are you voting no posters?

i always vote random night 1, unless there is something conclusive.

Hi @Laura the Lace Mistress. I don't like your random vote at all. Very very suss.

[Robin the Jester]

Timing suggests differently. One was before the munch, one directly after. Different phases

Would that not suggests that the one before much was yesterday's shot?

The phase doesn't end until just before munch. So the SK will have until 10am to use it.

[Chris the Carpenter]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

If I'm right we have as potential SK
Robin
Rhoda
Gordon

[Prada the Seamstress]

i always vote random night 1, unless there is something conclusive.

Hi @Laura the Lace Mistress. I don't like your random vote at all. Very very suss.

Thing about it for me is that it's not even random imo, it's just picking someone with no posts who will be (and was) subbed/modkilled. 

Puts them up my suspicions list alright

[Robin the Jester]

That reads to me that the SK has been given a second kill this morning because they missed out on one yesterday morning. So we're looking for someone who was missing yesterday morning but has been active since.

If I'm right we have as potential SK
Robin
Rhoda
Gordon

You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

[Prada the Seamstress]

Who is up for a little game of shoot, peek, protect?

I think we need more info on the thread as to who is after/looking out for who.

Peek - You. For suggesting the game. And for marrying your cousin.
Shoot - Laura - suss vote on zero poster
Protect - Magda or Vernon. Not many posts but I like what I've read so far

[Robin the Jester]

Good morning all and sundry!

I was riding this morning 😉 and pondering yesterday's events. I must say, I'm very concerned about the loss of two lovely ladies, when the women here are already so underrepresented!

Men, we must do everything we can to protect the women today. I know one she-wolf hides among them (but she doesn't hide from me!), however I think it's best to concentrate on finding the males. Or it's going to become a veritable penis fest in here!

Have you anything else to contribute apart from your attempting to single-handedly resurrect the me too movement.

This is the post that made me laugh out loud at my desk!
So Dexter, given your faux concern for the ladies of the village, are you the serial killer going around taking them out with the vodka?

[Benjamin the Alchemist]

I'm not a maths person, but with 16, left, 25% is a wolf. This assumes 4 wolves, and then one SK. Villagers we are being feckin' hammered here!

[Robin the Jester]

Who is up for a little game of shoot, peek, protect?

I think we need more info on the thread as to who is after/looking out for who.

Peek: Benjamin
Shoot: Laura, that "throwaway" vote on me is very suss.
Protect: Me, because I've only just entered the game.

[Kevin the Armorer]

Peek - high poster.
Shoot - prada, shoot the wolf.
Protect - me

[Chris the Carpenter]

If I'm right we have as potential SK
Robin
Rhoda
Gordon

You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

[Chris the Carpenter]

Peek Vernon
Shoot Kevin
Protect Dexter

[Kevin the Armorer]

Peek Vernon
Shoot Kevin
Protect Dexter

Why protect Dexter? What have you read that i missed?

[Prada the Seamstress]

You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

If you flesh out your theory a bit further you have to include Vernon who only came to life yesterday evening. I think their posting is quite good but they were MIA for most of yesterday as well so in theory should not be discounted.

That being said I believe it's possible the SK was playing all along and decided to go for a double whammy this morning given the timing (one immediately prior to munch, one immediately after), rather than it being simply a case of pinning the tail on the inactive players.

[Robin the Jester]

You are wrong about me anyway.
There has also been no mention of Rhoda, who has yet to post. You are probably best to read the thread a bit more carefully instead of jumping to conclusions in your haste to throw shade.

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

Correlation does not mean causation.

[Dexter the Dragoon]

This is the post that made me laugh out loud at my desk!
So Dexter, given your faux concern for the ladies of the village, are you the serial killer going around taking them out with the vodka?

As I have been showering the ladies with well deserved attention from the moment I entered this village, are you suggesting I had some kind of 'game plan' from the get go to just 'kill all women'?? What on earth would that accomplish? I'm not Jack the bloody Ripper! I enjoy female attention and boy do they enjoy giving it to me. 😉

[Prada the Seamstress]

Anyone have a list of the votes since the flips this morning or do I have to go and do it

[Prada the Seamstress]

Thats my point, all three were MIA yesterday, which would be in keeping with the SK not putting in their kill order until this morning. 
Maybe you should read the thread more carefully instead throwing out condescending comments?

If you flesh out your theory a bit further you have to include Vernon who only came to life yesterday evening. I think their posting is quite good but they were MIA for most of yesterday as well so in theory should not be discounted.

That being said I believe it's possible the SK was playing all along and decided to go for a double whammy this morning given the timing (one immediately prior to munch, one immediately after), rather than it being simply a case of pinning the tail on the inactive players.

Actually, to further dig down into this if I may be so bold, the double kills to me suggest a player who was under no pressure at the lynch yesterday, otherwise they likely would have fired it off at some point rather than leaving a kill unused in the chamber.

To the votes!!