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The Gang Solves The Werewolf Crisis
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13-09-2025, 10:10 PM (This post was last modified: 13-09-2025, 10:11 PM by lorcand1990.)
10.00pm. On a Saturday. Paddy’s Bar- Interior. Dennis, Charlie and Frank sitting at bar, talking

Charlie: Look man, all I’m saying is the Dayman could’ve totally kicked Hulk Hogan’s ass

Dennis: No way dude, Hulk Hogan was the best! Plus he’d just drop that big ass leg of his on Dayman and crush him

Charlie: What about Green Man then?

Dennis: Green Man? That’s even less likely! Green Man can’t even do anything, it’s just you dressed in a bodysuit!

Charlie: Each to their own man, that’s just your opinion

Dennis: NO ITS NOT MY OPINION CHARLIE IT’S LITERALLY YOU IN A GREEN BODY SUIT

Frank: I agree with Charlie. Dayman and Green Man could’ve totally kicked Hogan’s ass, Hogan was…..

Mac enters bar

Mac:  Heyooo

Charlie & Dennis: Hey Mac! (chanting) Mac, Mac, Mac. USA, USA, USA!

Mac: Thanks for that chant, guys. But I have news. Terrrrrrrible news

Charlie: Oh my God, Mac, what is it? Are we out of cheese?

Mac: Huh? No, we are not out of cheese! Why would you ask that?

Charlie: I like cheese. And ghouls. The rats in the basement like cheese too, but I usually just end up bashing em

Mac: YES CHARLIE I KNOW YOU LIKE CHEESE AND GHOULS BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW IF WE WERE OUT OF CHEESE?

Dennis: Goddammit guys, stop. Mac, what’s the problem?

Mac: It’s Dee. She’s outside screaming

Dee: (Shouting & cursing inaudibly in background)

Dennis: What’s she squawking about? Stupid bird

Charlie: Haha, good one Dennis

Mac: Yeah, good one Dennis. But no man, she’s serious this time. She’s saying she wants to take over the bar! And look who she has with her!

Frank: Is that the McPoyles? And they have milk? Nah, I’m outta here.. All this is giving me flashbacks of the war

Dennis: What war? Frank, you were never in a war. You were flogging cans of Wolf Cola in Cambodia

Charlie: Those McPoyles give me the creeps dude, how many are even out there?

Mac: I dunno man. But Ryan had the milk, Liam had this weird crest thing.

Dennis: Oh shit, that’s the McPoyle Family Crest. There’s no telling what it could do. Best we just avoid it. And guys, don’t drink that milk. It’s probably laced with horse tranquilizers and God knows what else

Charlie: I wonder if I could make milk steak with it?? Oooohhhh maybe some Fight Milk

Dennis: Jesus Charlie, will you concentrate for one minute please!?

Charlie: I haven’t seen The Waitress in a while, which is strange cause I was camped outside her house for the last few days.

Dennis: Now there’s someone who hates all of us, including Dee & the McPoyles. She’s probably on one of her drinking binges. Hell, most of us have banged her at some stage.

Frank: Boo yah!

Mac: Bet you she’s playing both sides, so she always comes out on top, that’s what I’d do

Frank: I’m gonna go to my safe, got something stashed in there to help us. Don’t worry Froggy, Frank is coming to save you!

Mac: What the hell was that about?

Dennis: Damned if I know. One thing I do know is, we’re gonna make sure Sweet Dee… Is not a problem. Guys, I think we all know what to do. Obviously, I’m the brains of the operation.

Mac: And the looks Dennis, don’t forget about the looks

Dennis: Yes the looks, the looks goes without saying. My DENNIS system will be able to tell me what’s going on, and more importantly, who is who. Nobody will be able to get around it... Because of the implication

Dee: (from outside) I can hear you guys!! Dennis you know your system doesn’t work on me, I’m your sister Goddammit!

All: Shut up Dee!

Dennis: Mac?

Mac: I’m the muscle, you guys will be safe with me, and so are any other Jabronis in this bar who want to help out. Project badass is back!

Dennis: Fine, Charlie?

Charlie: Of course. I’m the wildcard

Dennis: No, dammit Charlie you are not the wildcard. Just listen for a sec

Charlie: Wildcard, bitches. Yeeeehaaaaawwwww (runs off shouting)

Dennis: Jesus Christ....


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Intruders: Gain parity with the Village and kill the SK

Village: Eliminate all baddies

SK: Gain parity with the Intruders & the Village

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13-09-2025, 10:13 PM
NO POSTING YET PLEASE UNTIL THE MORNING

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14-09-2025, 02:23 AM
sup troops
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14-09-2025, 03:45 AM
morning. put some clothes on yoss.

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14-09-2025, 07:30 AM
Player List

Amy the Singer
Benjamin the Alchemist
Betty the Beggar
Boris the Fool
Chris the Carpenter
Dexter the Dragoon
Donald the Spoofer
Edward the Barber
Frank the Tank
Gordon the Cook
Ina May the Midwife
Kevin the Armorer
Laura the Lace Mistress
Maeve the Madam
Magda the Maid
Moe the Innkeeper
Pat the Baker
Prada the Seamstress
Rhoda the Spinster
Robin the Jester
Vernon the Ranger
Wendy the Wench
William the Grave Robber

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14-09-2025, 07:32 AM (This post was last modified: 14-09-2025, 07:39 AM by lorcand1990.)
After a slight false start... We are LIVE!

Have at it folks, and play nicely.

Or don't, whatever. I'm a game mod, not a forum mod, I don't give a shit.

Seriously though, play nicely.
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14-09-2025, 07:32 AM
(14-09-2025, 02:23 AM)y0ssar1an22 Wrote: sup troops
Please quote this post with your Anon account also

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14-09-2025, 08:22 AM
Morning all

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14-09-2025, 08:46 AM
Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?

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14-09-2025, 08:56 AM
Morning all, Excited for this one.

Ohhhh Night 0 🤭


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14-09-2025, 09:16 AM
(14-09-2025, 08:46 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?

Will you make me look fabulous?

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14-09-2025, 09:25 AM
What's up!

I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need.

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14-09-2025, 09:30 AM
Morning all, anyone goes into labour, give me a shout, otherwise I will be out enjoying the great weather

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14-09-2025, 09:47 AM
Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?

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14-09-2025, 09:53 AM
Morning everyone, anyone up for a bitta sparring?

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14-09-2025, 09:54 AM
(14-09-2025, 09:47 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?

Freshness? I heard he married his cousin Angel

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14-09-2025, 10:14 AM
(14-09-2025, 09:16 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 08:46 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Mornin'.
Anyone need a haircut?

Will you make me look fabulous?

Only the best look for you Madam!

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14-09-2025, 10:28 AM
(14-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 09:16 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Will you make me look fabulous?

Only the best look for you Madam!

Keep them scissors away from Sweeney Todd

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14-09-2025, 10:39 AM
Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?

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14-09-2025, 10:42 AM
So does the narrative make The Waitress the SK then? I'll give her some truth serum and make her tell all.....

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14-09-2025, 10:44 AM
(14-09-2025, 10:39 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote: Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?

Think you need to read the OP again Moe. Too many self poured pints last night perhaps🤣
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14-09-2025, 10:58 AM
Hi all looking forward to this.

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14-09-2025, 11:03 AM
Ok so here is my take from the OP.
The Waitress hates everyone. She is seen to be "playing both sides" (SK?)
Dee has turned into a werewolf and Frank calls her Froggy implying she is green. However, she said she is related to Dennis, yet Charlie calls himself Green Man.
Dennis is the seer (and immune?)
Mac is strong?
The McPoyles are not nice... but is Mac (Mc? related to them in some way?)... the have a crest - which seems to be a fireball of type, and milk which is poison but Charlie implies it could also be turned to a force for good "fight milk".

That is all I got for now

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14-09-2025, 11:19 AM
Oh and Frank has some sort of Super power? Not sure what that is.
Not clear who between the 3 wrestlers is actually the strongest.
There seems to be differing opinions. Where Doctors differ, patients die. Let's hope those patients are werewolves. Here comes the server.. milk anyone? Moe, put up a couple of pints there.

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14-09-2025, 11:24 AM
Is this correct so far?

Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard

Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?

The waitress - SK

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14-09-2025, 11:27 AM
(14-09-2025, 10:28 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 10:14 AM)Edward the Barber Wrote: Only the best look for you Madam!

Keep them scissors away from Sweeney Todd

(14-09-2025, 10:44 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 10:39 AM)Moe the Innkeeper Wrote: Happy day zero everyone. At least this game has an autopriest. No mention of powers so vanilla wolves?

Think you need to read the OP again Moe. Too many self poured pints last night perhaps🤣
Morning Seamstress, have you made a green bodysuit for anyone here recently?

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14-09-2025, 11:31 AM
Obviously in her absence, Wendy the Wench, is the SK. She has slept with everyone so she is the Waitress.

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14-09-2025, 11:44 AM
(14-09-2025, 09:54 AM)Prada the Seamstress Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 09:47 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Where is Pat the Baker, first for freshness?

Freshness? I heard he married his cousin Angel
Maybe it was his sister he married?

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14-09-2025, 11:44 AM
Why do you like bad weather Ina, are you are contrarian? I hear wolves like rain; it is grey like them.(Post #13)

A spot of wrestling, is it Frank? (#post 15)

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14-09-2025, 11:49 AM
Not sure Charlie actually confirms he is Green Man, its Dennis saying he is.

Also are we 100% sure When Frank says Froggy he means Dee?

Denis yes the Seer and waitress Sk I would think.

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14-09-2025, 11:59 AM
(14-09-2025, 11:49 AM)Betty the Beggar Wrote: Not sure Charlie actually confirms he is Green Man, its Dennis saying he is.

Also are we 100% sure When Frank says Froggy he means Dee?

Denis yes the Seer and waitress Sk I would think.

Charlie is greenman. Frank was talking to his roommate, Charlie, not dee. 🤔

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14-09-2025, 12:02 PM
(14-09-2025, 11:24 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Is this correct so far?

Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard

Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?

The waitress - SK

There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful

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14-09-2025, 12:03 PM
Dee is alpha,
23 players total
5 v 18. ?
Is 5 too few or too many or just right?

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14-09-2025, 12:03 PM
Thanks for all the surmising above and for encouraging me to re-read the opening post to get the details I clearly missed about everything 😂.

First timer but will figure this out as it goes 😄

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14-09-2025, 12:14 PM
(14-09-2025, 12:02 PM)Boris the Fool Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 11:24 AM)Maeve the Madam Wrote: Is this correct so far?

Roles
Frank - vigilante
Dennis - seer (doesn’t work on Dee)
Mac - bodyguard
Charlie - joat/wildcard

Dee - an intruder - peeks good
Intruders - how many?

The waitress - SK

There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful

Haven’t seen it either so those defences are going over my head right now.

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14-09-2025, 12:14 PM
(14-09-2025, 12:14 PM)Maeve the Madam Wrote:
(14-09-2025, 12:02 PM)Boris the Fool Wrote: There is mention of milk and a shield in the OP so these may translate into powers? I’ve never seen the show so someone else may know if they are something that could be meaningful

Haven’t seen it either so those defences are going over my head right now.
 References not defences

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14-09-2025, 12:29 PM
(14-09-2025, 11:31 AM)Benjamin the Alchemist Wrote: Obviously in her absence, Wendy the Wench, is the SK. She has slept with everyone so she is the Waitress.
Hey Benji, how you been? You looking to cast any magic spells on me again?

Wendy has arrived, so ladies you better lock up your fellas

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14-09-2025, 12:31 PM
Lorc never reads the OP so in his honour I'm not going to either.

I'll sleep my way to the information.

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14-09-2025, 12:33 PM
That's some OP! My take so far:

Village rvs
Dennis - seer
Charlie - joat
Frank - vig, says he can save Froggy. No idea who Froggy is.
Mac - bodyguard

Waitress - SK

Wolves:
Dee - peeks good
Ryan McPoyle - milk laced with horse tranquillisers
Liam McPoyle - crest "There’s no telling what it could do. Best we just avoid it." Powerful wolf with different abilities.
OP states they don't know how many McPoyles are out there so likely a few vanilla wolves too.

23 players
4 village RVs
1 SK
3 known wolves

My guess is there's two more wolves.
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14-09-2025, 12:42 PM
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