Deja is responsible for creating the impossibly challenging stretching exercises for last week's personal training session.
The Blame Game
NNA is to blame for failing stretch class, preferring instead to play with his pom poms.
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Deja banned for accidentally-on-purpose handing me her pet hedgehog instead of my pom-pom at the last class.
NNA is at fault for tossing Pom-Pom, his pet hedgehog, high into the air.
It seems that Ms Boo has been tossing caution to the wind by describing what she imagined she saw when looking into the distance with her reading glasses. The kid next door tossing her cuddly toy into the air might be a bit more like what she saw.
dawg is to blame for believing that using longer words and paragraphs makes him seem more photosynthesis than the rest of us.
Deja is solely to BLAME for her random lapses of concentration that lead her to ban rather than blame....
NNA alone is to blame for getting himself banned.
dawg is to be blamed because I'm back primarily as a consequence of his blaming me.
Deja is to blame for pronouncing the 'p' in 'psychic'.
Deja is responsible for accidentally bringing her pet dog to the quack doctor.
Having heard all the evidence The Court has decided that NNA is responsible for The Dawg Days of Summer not being what the used to be
Dawg is to blame for making people think that Dawg Days of Summer are days of the summer season when people can dress up like dogs.
Radio Anorak.

Declan is at fault for wearing his cat costume and meowing during the summer dog parade, thereby inciting a riot.
Oh dear !
Boo is at fault for trying to get us all to believe that Declan was wearing a cat costume. Actually, Declan just looks like that
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When it comes to meowing, he has been doing this on and off for as far back as I can remember.
Boo is at fault for trying to get us all to believe that Declan was wearing a cat costume. Actually, Declan just looks like that

When it comes to meowing, he has been doing this on and off for as far back as I can remember.
dawg is to blame for not being able to remember all that far back.
NNA is to blamed for.....
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dawg is to be blamed for thinking that each time his golfing partner plays a golf shot into the rough that he's meant to say "There's another hedge fund investment".
NNAHere is to blame for dawg coming up with awful corny puns, by encouraging dawg.
Radio Anorak.

Declan is at fault for not encouraging encouragement.
Deja is to blame because she always claimed to be a coffee fan rather than a positivi-tea fan so how was I supposed to know that this isn't the case?
Declan is to blame for invariably being unable to make a choice whenever there's a multiplicity of alternatives.
NNAHere is to blame for alternating between the provision of alternatives and lack of alternatives.
Radio Anorak.

Declan is to blame for not taking the opportunity to emphasise his point about the importance of choice by not opting to offer 'later natives' as another spelling of 'alternatives'.
NNAHere is to blame for confusing the lexicographer of the Alternative Dictionary.
Radio Anorak.

Declan is to blame for asserting that I'm living in an Alternative Universe.
Deja is always able to fly to even greater heights than me, so she's to blame for always winning the gold for 'out-of-this-worldness' level.
I blame NNA for willing to be shot out of a cannon to get to higher ground.
Poor NNA, Boo is holding the walking map upside down again
dawg is to blame for implying that Boo is not an upstanding member of this community.
NNA is to blame for the farmer being out-standing in his field.
...I'll get my coat.
...I'll get my coat.
Boo is to blame for my coat being missing
.... there is a good chance it'll be returned as it has four 'arms'
.... there is a good chance it'll be returned as it has four 'arms'
dawg is to blame for trying to add batwings to his kitten.
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