The Blame Game

[DejaBoo]

I do not know what, but something went wrong, and we must find out who is  to blame for the mayhem.

We all know it was the last person who posted. 

Post your (silly) "reason(s)"  why it's all their fault.
 

[NNAHere]

It's all Deja's fault because her socks don't match and neither do her sandals.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is to blame for turning off all the light switches when I am trying to get dressed.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for this mess as he was the one that suggested that it would be easier to pick socks with the lights dimmed.

[DejaBoo]

Declan is to blame for putting dim ideas in NNA's head.

[Declan A Walsh]

DejaBoo is to blame for sticking in her post while I was trying to put mine own, and thereby causing confusion.

[NNAHere]

It's clearly Declan's fault because he has no sense of timing or rhythm, either.

[DejaBoo]

Aha, so it was NNA's fault after all.... for  talking Declan into Couples Arial Dance lessons... 

[NNAHere]

It was all caused by Deja demonstrating the wrong wall-climbing techniques to Declan.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is at fault for crashing through the wall into the ladies room.

[NNAHere]

Deja should have known better than to leave the floor so slippery which is what caused me to bang against that wall.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame as he was running too fast.

[NNAHere]

Declan can only blame himself if he's unable to maintain my phenomenal running pace.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for everyone trying to run on one foot.

[DejaBoo]

Declan is to blame for stepping on everyones foot during dance class.

[NNAHere]

Deja is to blame for choosing particularly difficult dance routines purely so that everyone ends up making a fool of themselves.

[DejaBoo]

It's NNA fault for not stretching before salsa dancing with Declan.

[NNAHere]

Deja is to blame for sprinkling salsa all over the floor for the salsa dance class.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for making people think that salsa is a dance you do after a main course.

[NNAHere]

Declan is to blame for forgetting to prepare any dessert for the meal.

[DejaBoo]

NNA cannae be trusted around sweets, you know what you did.

[NNAHere]

Deja is entirely to blame for the consequences of insisting that she gets to colour her hair using the same paint that her neighbour used for the garden shed.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for encouraging everybody to paint.

[NNAHere]

Declan is responsible for all of the paint splattered on the furniture and carpets.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for the awful choice of furniture, carpets and lino.

[NNAHere]

Declan is to blame for telling everyone else that his preference for everything having to be in beige is the pinnacle of taste.

[Declan A Walsh]

NNAHere is to blame for taking everything I say literally instead of seeing the metaphors.

[NNAHere]

Declan is to blame for literally attempting to take everything I own.

[DejaBoo]

It's NNA's fault for stealing Declans thunder.

[Declan A Walsh]

Dejaboo is to blame for causing a storm in a teacup.

[NNAHere]

Declan is to blame for using a teacup to drink his instant coffee from.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is to blame for stealing Declans coffee mug

[NNAHere]

Deja is to blame for using her newest word of the day ('muggins') to refer to absolutely everyone she engages with online.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is to blame for modeling the most mugginishious behaviour of them all.

[NNAHere]

Deja is to blame for believing that 'turb' is a noun- disturb, dat turb, dudder turb etc

[DejaBoo]

It's NNA's fault for wearing Turboman superhero pyjammies.

[NNAHere]

Deja is to blame for hiding my favourite Turboman cape.

[DejaBoo]

Well NNA nicked my pink tights to match his cape, so you can't blame me for capenapping.

[NNAHere]

It's Deja's fault that her favourite shade of pink is responsible for all our blushes when she's sporting her tights in public.

[DejaBoo]

NNA is to blame for splitting his spandex shorts, doing squats for his personal trainer.