NNA is to blame for thinking moggies are innocent little critters, when in reality....
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The Blame Game
Deja is to blame for not knowing that the cat was trying to chase a fly away from the doggy's mouth.
People like NNA are to blame for cats getting away with murder
dawg is at fault for forgetting that cats are entirely justified- and encouraged- to murder the vermin population at will.
NNA is to blame for triggering all the mouse traps before a mouse get even a sniff of whats on offer just so that he and his cat friends can break The Geneva Convention on catching mice
dawg is at fault for adopting a revisionist stance towards vermin, none of which are ever to be allowed in the house.
NNA's to blame for the explosion of sales in unwelcome mats for the front door.
Boo is at fault for putting out the Unwelcome mat for me whenever I call to collect my Toblerone.
Deja is at fault for wanting to get herself a pet cat so that she's better prepared for my next tuna-accompanied unannounced visit.
NNA is at fault for insisting the his tuna accessory will trump the classic black cat that accompanies witches ( or do I mean warlocks ? )
dawg to blame for upsetting me with that terrible T ^ word (not referring to tuna, this time).
Deja is at fault for suddenly disliking Trumpets, Trumpolines, MAGAzines and MAGAcians.
NNA is to blame for not mentioning Musk too.
He gives dog'es a bad name.
He gives dog'es a bad name.
Boo is to blame for not lifting everyones spirits by going on a very long winter break to the tropics and sending long daily posts on the vagaries of tropical life.
dawg is at fault for only having a vagary awareness of life in general.
dawg is to blame for not going along with the alternative suggestion of walking the dog.
Deja is at fault for forgetting the purpose of the thread.
Declan is at fault for being eager to find blame elsewhere.
NNA is to blame for leaving Boo stranded on the far side of the moon
dawg is at fault for assuming that I'd be likely to go for a flight with Deja after those previous 'how-I've-tried-but-just-can't-unremember-them' times.
The failure of takeoff was due to Boo forgeting to wind up the rubber band that drives the propeller
dawg is at fault for winding up her grandfather clock -and us- every other day.
Here here here is at fault for clocking dawg in the head every time she gets out of line.
Deja Ja Ja is to be blamed for speaking like a politician in the UK Parliament.
Je dois is to be blamed for not blaming me about something daft.
Deja is at fault for naming her adopted pet scorpion "Curly Wurly".
Declan is at fault for thinking that a cup of warm water added to the aquarium might be good for the goldfish.
NNA is to blame for preventing Declans goldfish from getting into his hot tub.... poor coldfish
Deja is at fault for using all of the ice-cubes to keep the aquarium chilled and topped up.
NNA is to blame for denying my bid to build a ski lift in the goldfish tank.
Deja is solely responsible for the rather unfortunate consequences of deciding to use a tank to drive to the local supermarket
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